The Big 2023 Haunted House DRAFT (Patreon)

Not too long ago, on a night just like tonight, six friends (!!AnD PeErS !!) met to build a cul-de-sac of such outrageous specifications that they caught the attention of Rude Tales of Magic, who transcribed that group's conversation and performed them, on mic, word for word.

Prepare to hear the horrid tale(s) of Six Haunted Houses built from SCRATCH in the RUDE TALES OF MAGIC BIG 2023 HAUNTED HOUSE DRAFT!

Featuring

Ali FishMANer

Branson RAZER-FILLED Reese'S

Carly MoKICKED-BY-A-FRANKENSTEIN-IN-THE-INNnardSo

Christopher HastYLY-MADE-FRANKENSTEINings

Joe LePOOR-POOR-FRANKENSTEIN-WITH-HIS-DREAMS-OF-NORMALCY

and Tim PLATERALUS-BY-TOOL-AS-PERFORMED-BY-FRANKENSTEIN