Ted's Tedious Trade General Info 1 (Ted and Bubblee) (Patreon)

Ted the Tycoon

Physical Description: Leaning at 5'10ft Tall, weighing in 156 Lbs. Ted is an Icelandic man, 33yrs old by the events of Night-life Loving. Unlike other members of high society, he is uncircumcised. His 8in-uncut, shower cock with a 3.5in-circ soft/5in-circ hard. Ted’s dick has 12-small pearly-studs that crawl down his long shaft with an extra one beneath his urethra. His light pink tip is covered by loose foreskin, that tightens by the base of the head when his girth expands from arousal. Ted has a fuzzy groin; coupled with his very furry, heavy balls coated in blonde hair. His ass is hairy, and is not squishy despite how perky his cheeks are, but still have some definition to due his combat-focused lifestyle.

Despite his wealth, Ted’s long body is unable to retain extra muscle mass or body fat. Instead, his stocky frame clings to his skinny body due to his power constantly making him starving no matter the quantities he consumes. The mass he has is fit and lean, from years of training and combat experience, often sharpened daily. Ted’s lanky, pale body is scarcely covered in blonde hair save for the stopple goatee, his groin, pits, and ass. His body is covered in black tattoos of a strange ivy plant most people of the age don’t know about, their pattern of growth travel along scars they hide.

Ted’s almost cornsilk-white skin is a result of him being born Albino. Due to his cellgrade’s potency, he grew up with light honey body hair, and hauntingly unnatural yellow eyes. His oval-shaped head is trailed by a split of crimson red and natural blonde shades, trailing to both sideburns. He has a wide chin he keeps fuzzy to compliment his long ears and noticeable crow skull earrings. Similar to his dick, he has a thick, pearly piercing on his long tongue. Ted’s thin, but wide eyebrows tend to make him more expressive than he already is.

His outfits as the Tycoon is consistent. Usually found in superior Therma-tech money can buy on his budget, he gets the expensive leather died in his favorite color; red. Leather jacket, pants, and boots modded to survive basic slug-ammo and extreme weather; he makes sure to have a t-shirt underneath spray painted on the back/front with the image of bands he likes. The oversized red jacket he wears belonged to his old boyfriend, modified with the superior tech and the white ivy patterns. His body tattoos usually visible by his neck. When DJ-ing or on the clock as an Irregular: he wears his collapsible motorcycle helmet in the design of a Crow-skull of crimson. Regardless of what he does, he always wears a golden badge in the symbol of his guild. The metal hand extending coins downwards tend to scare away most cutpurse or assassins right away.

Sexual Preferences and History: Dom Top, Gay. Ted enjoys letting loose and dominating whenever possible due to a past of being controlled. Enjoying getting what he wants in the bed, especially if his lover submits obediently, enjoying resistance or teasing too. He loves to be worshiped from his cock, feet, pits, and ass: but takes great pleasure from seeing his playmate having fun being his toy. To submit to him eagerly, especially if they had some position of power he relieved them of when they became his Bitch. Does not help that he is a sadomascohist at times, usually doing small pain/arousal stims like prolonged sounding or overstimulating to get off. Despite the insatiable hunger for domination, Ted's a deeply romantic man that loves to show physical attention whenever possible. If he can hug, grope, and makeout for long periods of time he will over sex. He's a very considerate lover, switching up how he interacts with his playmate based on their tastes and experience; he can even control his climaxes and has the endurance for multiple. His kinks are: BDSM, Dacryphilia, Control, Feet, Edging, Leather, Musk, Intox Play, Objectification, Petplay, S&M, Power Imbalance, Verbal Degradation, Sounding, Chastity, Worship, etc.

Inclinations: Ted the Tycoon is deeply a proper punk. Growing up deep in the establishment that took everything from him, he has used his ‘privileged’ upbringing to help bring down the government using his knowledge of trade, business, and his cellgrade. Gaining a reputation of hooking you up with whatever (humane) item you want for a good deal. Successfully overseeing many businesses, fronts, trade routes, and the HUB (their version of the internet). Ted is a very tiredly happy man. Mature for his age due to his intelligence and upbringing: he’s slow to build bonds with people, but is very loyal to those he’s come to care for. Even when not surrounded by allies, his mood is easy to trace since Ted’s normal state is as a ‘Silly Straight-Men’. Calling out bullshit in the funniest way possible, but having a level head to clock how weird things get around him. When he is in endanger, uses his power, or gets angry: he summons a type of cold, calculating malice animals fear. That part of him hidden out of fright of becoming the person his parent’s raised. Since slipping out to ‘their’ world, he has done a lot of things to indulge in his independence. Piercings, dates, sex, indie band meet ups, drugs: Ted lives to cherish his freedom of expression.

Cellgrade: Alchemist (Blood Type A, Strain: Transmute-Reality) Supposedly, can convert his body fat and surrounding air particles into whatever he wants so long as he has memorized their chemical make-up. Doesn’t need Sight or hearing, nor pointing to manifest the transmutation.

Adebuyo ‘Bubblee’ Smith

Physical Description: Standing at 5’5ft tall, weighing in at 188 lbs. She is 32 yrs old. Bubblee is African American. She is a woman whose thicker body is used to flaunt the many long dresses she’s known for her FCU club eatery chain, “Bubblee’s Saloon”. Her wide limbs accenting her chubby body well, using her curves to play up the role of Saloon Mistress efficiently. Bubblee’s dark espresso skin clashing hard with her thick floss of white, curly hair styled like an orb of bubbly foam over her hazel irises. Finishing up her common attire with blue metallic makeup and body glitter that compliments her darker skin. and light attire.

Adebuyo is a very fashionable person. While she adores the Cowboy aesthetics of her eatery chain; she's always caught in similar color schemes that don’t make her look like a Saloon mistress. Suit pants, Long-closed dresses with fitting jackets, or fancy blouses ‘Ken fits for her comfort. SO LONG, as it is in Blue, her favorite color. Usually complementing her outfit with brown leather, and white accessories to match her naturally white hair (like gloves, spurred boots, hat, etc). Despite being in a combat role for the HN; Adebuyo’s amazing with firearms, keeping multiple guns on her person at all times in case something happens in her establishment. Often hidden in different compartments of her outfit.

Inclinations and History: Adebuyo is a very business focused individual. She loves the art of the trade, and has immersed herself deeply into how commerce works in Post-Winter 0 America. If she can get the best deals for her crew, and also give them information hubs across the FCU, she will spend her life running her saloons with satisfaction. Often considered a good boss, Adebuyo gets a lot of respect by creating a healthy work place environment for her employees to stay as informants or servicemen. Often getting her regarded as both a serene, and stoic leader when put under stress. Her calm serenity tends to burst whenever she gets a good deal that works for her personally.

Adebuyo has been apart of the Admins since the start in Nomensland. Coming from a Middle class family in Arizona, she was stolen from her home when she was young. Freed from a horrific fate by Chandani and Ted’s Fiancé, she pledged loyalty during certain events many years ago. Becoming an invaluable friend in their crusade against the FCU before and after leaving Nomensland. Personally trading in what remained of her family’s savings to start her franchise, which still acts as a major source of intel to this day.

Adebuyo is close to her partner, Chandani. While great friends with everyone, she often looks to the other admin for support and vice versa towards any size dilemma. Having been dating since their twenties, they can’t be out in the open similar due to how harsh Queer relationships are treated in the FCU.

Cellgrade: Bubbly. (Blood Type B, Strain: Transmute-Reality) Adebuyo can instantly carbonate or ferment a liquid she chooses so long as it doesn’t have living creatures in it (save for yeast and other micros). She can make it so precise that she can replicate the taste of vintage in the minor of seconds at will. Has no side-affects, though she can’t drink her own brews due to causing stomach problems.