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Sailor Scout Desperation Battle Royale! (Patreon)

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2025-01-01 23:10:00
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Sailor Scout Desperation Battle Royale!

  • Sailor Moon 28
  • Sailor Venus 3
  • Sailor Mars 7
  • Sailor Mercury 3
  • Sailor Jupiter 10
  • 2025-01-01
  • —2025-01-08
  • 51 votes
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In May of 2024, I was tasked with making a story about two sailor scouts dealing with desperation. I never quite found the story in it any time I wrote the script, but with a higher budget, I decided to make up for lost time and make an ambitious project featuring all five Inner Guardians - Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus, Sailor Neptune, and Sailor Jupiter! When battling a bad guy attacking Tokyo, the scouts are hit with an attack that causes them all bowel distress, and are forced to flee the scene to find a place to go.

Only one will make it to a toilet, while the other four will have to improvise, with at least one having an accident. And that's where you come in!

1st: In the comments, suggest your favorite improvised toilets. Anything goes. You name it, I'll make it sound believable!

2nd: Decide which Sailor Scout will make it to the bathroom in time! Only one can win, so choose your favorite (and/or the hottest if you have no favorite).

Comments

Megons

Would the bathroom be public or private? 'Cause both can involve a sink and a trash can as improvised toilets, but a private one would exclusively include a bath.

PK - Hot Ramen Audios
>>160011598

I'll see how the comments go and what ideas interest me, so if you want a public one, then I can do that! Just say what you have in mind.

HagnifianDei

How about one having an accident the moment they managed to finally reach the toilet and pull their panties down, like you did with kumatora? That is gonna be extremely embarassing to them. (Make them say something like if only I held in a single second more...)

Love5209

The Bucket O' Relief: A large, sturdy trash bucket with a with a cracked lid can do wonders.

nmn

i like the idea of someone just making it to some kind of garbage bin in the nick of time, panties pulled to the side pretty quick but not fast enough to leave them unscathed. Thinking like a small office bin somehow but it would make more sense to be a big one like one of those stylish metal bins with vertical slats. https://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-g/9926-8495493.jpg Also, it's not really an improvised toilet per se but splattering on a secluded wall in an alley is an easy win (for the audience). Or a bush... or a cardboard box... sorry, that's too many suggestions.

HagnifianDei

This is some of the most embarassing toilet Improv but what about, 1. one of them ended up pooping on the waste drain on the very toilet the one that made it did because she forgot to close the lock (the one who improv closed the lock on impulse), and then at least the one who did make it on time won at a very stinky cost. 2. One decided to use the bag of a female colllege bully on her way of finding an improv as a toilet 3. One happened to have a plastic bag and taking off her panties in queue decides to use it right there right now.

Dreamspitter

1) Pot/Large Bowl at a Ramen Cart (Even better if its unknown, and people love the spicy ramen) 2) In a Bucket of KFC held by a Colonel Sanders statue -KFC is extremely popular in Japan , and is associated with Christmas. It's also associated with the famed "Curse of the Colonel" (Perhaps this curses the scout) 3) Hanging Lantern/Chōchin 4) Traffic Cone 5) Orange Construction Barrel

Megons
>>160011598

Oh, shit. Three minutes left. Uh, let's go with a public one-toilet only bathroom, so the improvised toilets can include a sink and trash can. For the two Sailor Scouts that don't make it to such, one will poop outdoors and the other will mess themselves.