(Script) Princess Zelda's Draconic Dumps (Hyper & also TotK Spoilers) (Patreon)

I initially wanted to adapt a comic by Lazei, but he no longer has the PSDs for it. So I just wrote my own thing.

SPOILERS:

One morning, as Princess Zelda wakes from troubled dreams, she finds herself transformed in her bed into a dragon-hybrid. She calls for Purah to help her solve the problem, who comes to the conclusion the Secret Stone that caused her draconification has yet to, ahem, "pass." She's in danger of reverting into the Light Dragon... and worse yet, a VERY gassy one. The only choice is to induce a bowel movement and flush out the stone at all costs.

My first foray into Hyper, which seems to have quite the audience here. Still, I kept it grounded in the scenario so that hopefully, it will appeal to everyone!

Featuring a solid alt and a diarrhea alt - they will use the same vocals but of course, radically different sounds. I also feel the ending could use a little work, so I will keep thinking about it!