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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E03: The Jewels of Ali Bobblehead (Patreon)

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2024-10-03 22:19:05
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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys.

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RHOSLC S05E03: The Jewels of Ali Bobblehead

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens We're the longest-running Bravo comedy recap podcast! Find us at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@watchwhatcrappens Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/watchwhatcrappens/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432

Comments

Mike Bowman

Side podcast Stupid 80s songs lyrics.

Julia B

I can’t believe this is how I’m learning the Jets were Mormon.

Bugzi B

I totally agree about Britani, it's sad that Mormonism teache girls they don't have value without a man. She's a great example of all that's wrong with it lol

Katie Manock

Britney’s boyfriend sounds about as cool as Johnny J. Yuk

Lisa Olson

Omg you guys are killing me! When you’re starting the tampon convo I’m just over here like, “No no no, NO!” 🤣🤣🤣

Lisa Olson

And it’s, “YOU found out, I got a crush on you!” 😬😅🤗

Camilla Øberg

Using a tampon to stop yourself from needing to pee is about as useful as a cocktail umbrella in a tornado.

Jocelyn “Joy” Nguyen

The Jets are Tongan. What are the odds of them being related to Jen Shaw. Also, I love their ballads “You Got It All” and “Make It Real”

Mike Bowman

And I just wasted too much time watching Justin Bieber lizard videos.

Amanda Schreiber

Mary is Sophia - they love to insult people to their face 😆 Whitney is Rose - the sheltered naive airheads Bronwyn could be Blanche - not a sexpot but kind of sassy in her interviews. And Meili would be Dorothy - the deadpan straight man. 😊

Kate Steinberg

Yeah, no, a tampon can’t go in the pee hole. There are 3 holes: urethra for peeing; vagina for menstruation and stuff; and anus. You guys have those. Clitoris, for the record, is not a hole. I don’t know WTAF Mary is talking about. I don’t think she understands anatomy.

Alexa Devlin

This lizards as editors lizard people tangent is killllling me. 😂 never change, darlings.

Stephanie D. 🇦🇲

Did anyone else catch how Mary’s luggage looked like something from TJ Maxx (no shade that’s where I got mine). Also I’m confused as to why Whitney thought asking Meredith to bring caviar is an olive branch. Like hey girl I’ve been a real AH to you do you mind spending a ton of money on caviar for a plane ride. Smh

Kate Feltgen

THE JETS!!!!!!!! They were my favorite back in the day.

Tonya Adamski

Literally in my recent sex-ed talk with my son, I started with, girls have a place where pee comes out and a second opening to their vagina right behind it. That opening has nothing to do with pee. This episode made me so happy I started with the very, very basics. 🤣

Jamie All Runner

Thanks for the Calculus joke there Ben! Took me right back to my Freshman year in college

Kristi Bullard
>>151373463

Lol thank you for clarifying I came to say the same thing-the uterus and vagina have nothing to do with the bladder and urethra. And using a tampon with no flow can be dangerous and life threatening (toxic shock syndrome) like has Mary ever been to an OB/GYN????🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Jessica
>>151380025

I think Meredith has a line of caviar? And Whitney was like hey bring your caviar, it’s fancy and promotes your product. But I could be wrong!! I also didn’t see anything bitchy about dying she already was bringing it

Jessica

I think Mary is using a tampon in the vaginal canal where it belongs, but it’s putting pressure on her urethra and relieving the urgency to pee all the time. You can get medical grade silicone inserts that basically do the same thing, they are often marketed to runners, Uresta is one but I think there is others. Menopause and having a child (even a cesarean! 😭) all increase urgency in women.

Megan Reigle
>>151480700

Yes!!🙌🏻 I loved the joke about Italy joining city states to become a nation 🇮🇹

Megan Reigle
>>151373463

I’m so concerned for her vaginal health! I also want Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone to have a crossover with Mary on SLC 😹