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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E12: Mixed Drinks, Mixed Messages (Patreon)

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2025-01-02 22:36:43
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A group of miserable people amble onto Below Deck Sailing Yacht and refuse to find joy in anything. To be fair, they’re served a terrible meal with sad drinks. Also, Gary celebrates sobriety with a glass of wine.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E12: Mixed Drinks, Mixed Messages

Another busy week for the now out of work Vanderpump Rules cast. James was arrested for DV, Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend publicly accused him of cheating, and reports said that Ariana was…happier than ever and doing great tyvm. Also, Bethenny Frankel weighs in on sauce and drones and Brandi might get help fighting the parasites she claims are in her face. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com We're the longest-running Bravo comedy recap podcast! Find us at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@watchwhatcrappens Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/watchwhatcrappens/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432

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Alexa Devlin

I live for the fact that, I guess because Diana mentioned she had worked on Russian yachts, that Ben has deemed her as a full Russian national. 😂 Portuguese? Nope. Not here.

Taylor Wallace

Santa Claus really is the only old man in the universe who would be weird seen in the absence of children.

Beth-a-knee

So happy to have my Bravo shows slowly coming back. The withdrawal made for a rough Christmas 🤶

Beth-a-knee

I fully support a Ronnie HGTV show (with Ben as the incredibly supportive Host!!) P.s. Ronnie and Ben’s friendship have taught me how to be a better friend 💜💜

Beth-a-knee

“One day charter” is the new “bridge and tunnel”

Ryan Bennett

You’re thinking of Formula One racing Ronnie, that’s the one with the kind of snooty foreigners who are always completely baffled by and unable to figure out our tipping system. Having bartended at a legendary local blues bar in Indianapolis during many, many Indy car and nascar events, I can safely say that nascar folks are not only low rent but proud to shout it to anyone willing to try to decipher that much slurred twang. Once a year many of my otherwise-normal and progressive friends would suddenly morph into walking miller lite receptacles with nary a nipple pastie as they fell off the top of a camper trying to do a keg stand on live television.

Katie Manock

I think the trick with the drink pairing is to make sure the drinks are 50% alcohol then dinner would have been killer. And maybe the guest would have been a little happier, maybe.

Stellasagna

Heyo! Just a drinks nerd weighing in that I believe Daisy was using Demerara sugar, it’s a cane sugar that still has some golden brown color (it’s named for the Demerara river which has a brownish hue) basically, it’s Sugar in the Raw. Anyways, totally a kosher way to make a mojito and a bit richer than a white sugar one. It is more granulated than the soft dark or light brown sugar we use for baking in the states and less molasses-y. Only sharing as I know Ben is a fellow eater- if you find Demerara pick some up, it’s really so delicious and versatile, I think it’s tremendous in a simple dark liquor drink like a sazerac.