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Crappens on Demand: BONUS #538: Traitors S03E01-02: Eagles Don’t Fly With Bros (Patreon)

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The Traitors is back!  We’re here to recap the first two episodes of season 3 (US version, natch), which is already so good.  But, despite the show being off to a great start, we DO have some annoyances that we need to air out.  Join us as we get out our pitchforks.  And as for episode 3, that will be recapped along with episode 4 next week!

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Traitors S03E01-02: Eagles Don’t Fly With Bros

The Traitors is back! We’re here to recap the first two episodes of season 3 (US version, natch), which is already so good. But, despite the show being off to a great start, we DO have some annoyances that we need to air out. Join us as we get out our pitchforks. And as for episode 3, that will be recapped along with episode 4 next week!

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Katie Manock

You guys look like you have your regular backgrounds. That’s great news I hope cuz that means your homes are good. Congrats Did Dorinda go to fast too soon?

Hilary Judis

Housewives are threats to screen time, memes, and the hearts of the audience

Kimberly Jefferson
>>160927839

He and Dom evacuated to another town in California (coincidentally, the same place the RHOBH gals went to for their first cast trip this season).

olive_linds

I can’t get over the confessionals - all of their eyes are AI/face tuned. Uncanny valley! They look like they are underwater - no natural light. Creepy…

Kimberly Jefferson

Bob the Drag Queen also does stand up and I’ve seen some clips on YT that are pretty good. He has a bit about being bullied by little kids (when he was a counselor at a camp about anti-bullying) that cracked me up!

Robyn Reiter

I’m still so mad about Dorinda and the bro takeover too!

Nessa

Dorinda leaving is not great for the show. Next season I want at least 6 housewives to start.

Nessa

Ronnie, my husband, who doesn't watch vpr but knows of Sandoval, thought he might be detoxing too.

Kimberly Jefferson

I don’t want to be one of those people who say “I’ll stop watching this show if they eliminate all the housewives!”—but I can’t see myself being super into this show if that happens. I don’t think it would be a stretch to think that a lot of people will stop watching if they get rid of all the Bravo contestants (especially the HWs).

Allison Knorr
>>161033381

That’s what ruined it for me last season. As much as I like recognizable faces, seasons with “normies” are more enjoyable for the entire season.

Louise Mills
>>161033381

Can you get hold of the English version?? Because I love that it’s just normal contestants!

Kimberly Jefferson
>>161033381

I read somewhere that the UK was going to have a celeb version and a regular people version—don’t know if that’s true, but I like the idea. I’ve really enjoyed the UK version and season one of Australia (I guess season two of Australia too, because the only Australian celeb I knew was Hannah Ferrier, so they were all “normies” to me!).

Bre Giordano

this is my first time watching traitors!! i didnt like that it drops so many episodes at once but i watched episode 1 of this season and im obsessed!

Shannon Pringle

I have to point out that Ronnie has mixed up Bob Harper yelling at the guys to get off of the boat and onto the pontoon and Bob the drag queen talking a lot during the round table, etc. I just had to get that off my chest.

Leigh Northcutt-Benson

Justice for Dorinda!!!! WTF???!!!!! Keep bringing the drama Robyn. Robyn lives! Who knew?

Leigh Northcutt-Benson

Also guys still sending all of the good juju your way for protection from the fires.

Kt

So mad at Dorinda being the first out too! And waaayy to much bro energy!

Nicole Winsett

fyi Carolyn is sober and her whole thing is being a recovery coach

Nicole Winsett

Also, Tom and Derrick know each other fyi -- through Scheana. I don't know why they are acting like they don't.

Jérémie Brun

I'm so happy you get to experience Bob the Drag Queen! His season on Drag Race is considered "The Bob show". It is very clear from the first episode that Bob was going to be the winner. He was born to entertain.

Kristina Vlaisa

Surprised that you’re surprised about Chriselle She more than capably went up against Christine Quinn Tom Sandaval slim sweaty pickings in comparison 😅

Julia B

It makes me happy to hear Wes was nice to Ronnie. I always had a small soft spot for him if for no other reason than I hated Johnny Bananas so much.

Kelly Johnston

I just started watching the Traitors for the first time and binged all episodes yesterday! Not sure why I waited so long to start this. I love Alan and I do really like Robyn in this (perhaps regional bias on my part).

Beth-a-knee

Unfortunately, I have the flu. FORTUNATELY I now have time to binge watch the traitors!! Omg it’s SO good. I’ve never watched before and now I’m HOOKED. I’m like Ben, there’s no way I could make myself wait a week between episodes.

Beth-a-knee
>>164464132

Same! I love Robin in this which I did not expect. I’m also pretty close to Potomac, but I was honestly bummed at first that it was Robin over Candiace - now, though, I’m not that mad about it!