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Crappens on Demand: White Lotus 0307 (Patreon)

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2025-04-01 04:35:36
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Time to recap the penultimate episode of The White Lotus season 3. Rick makes his move, Victoria enlists Jesus against Buddha, and Chelsea refuses to give Saxon another hand. Enjoy we’ll see you next week for the finale.

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Bonus White Lotus 0307

Time to recap the penultimate episode of The White Lotus season 3. Rick makes his move, Victoria enlists Jesus against Buddha, and Chelsea refuses to give Saxon another hand. Enjoy we’ll see you next week for the finale.

Comments

Vanessa Hinds

Zopiclone is a hypnotic sleeping pill, similar to Ambien. It doesn't get you high, it's for sleep. Lorazepam is Ativan, it calms you down, I wouldn't describe it as "high" either.

Áine

Guys the white lotus content is 10/10 - THANK YOU

Coco the cuckoo

Maybe Kate will lose it and take out pipers character for not remembering her

Hillary Zalaznick

lol at Ben channeling his inner Rabbi with that “god will save me” story 😂 ❤️

Kimberly

I like Ben’s “Big Business” Ratliffs theory.

Sandra Duran

Rick telling the bodyguards that the old man fell down reminded me of " you're husband's in the pool"

Mandy G

At the rate Tim is popping those pills, I don't know how there's any left in that bottle. Victoria must have refilled a 90 day supply right before their trip! LOL

Allison Knorr

I saw a TT about the books characters read as being clues…apparently the necklace Chelsea wears is the ‘Stay Golden’ quote from The Outsiders, another vote for her dying…

Jennifer Riester

I like Ben's theory about Piper but also think there will be a tsunami.

Christine Reycroft

Great episode! My favorite is Ronnie referencing the Murdaugh "events" 😂

Briana

So it's a poison fruit... would you say it's the forbidden fruit?!

Katie Manock

I’m worried that Lauri just got in the cab with one of the Russians, because they want her dead so she doesn’t bust them for the robbery. Guytoc was way to good a shot so I think guytoc wants to show mook he’s tough and shoots her and, Belinda and maybe Tim for trying to steal the gun. Idk why he shoots Belinda but Zions so worried so I am too.

Lisa Spiro

Love white lotus and love your recaps!!!!! Can’t wait until next week but I don’t want it to end

Vanessa Hancock

Don’t cheat on your brother with your sister 🤣

MeganM

My mind instantly went to the Russian guy holding Laurie hostage or threatening to kill her as soon as she said she couldn’t help. Was so relieved when she escaped but that cab scares me! The things women unfortunately have to think.

Katey Ceccarelli

Love these recaps! Just want to gently point out that Mike White is openly bisexual, not gay.

Kristi Bullard

I saw a video of Gaitok and Mook and Gaitok was singing No Diggity! It was so awesome. He’s sooooooo cute!

olive_linds

In Mom-Tok voice.... "Can Gaitok even survive this?"

Kathryn

Ronnie I spent so much time trying to figure out who you were talking about from the affair 😂😂

Cal D’Walt

A person on twitter posited the theory that the Russian guy with the snake tattoo will kill Chelsea. She has been saying bad things happen in 3s and this would be the third snake-related incident for her. 1. Bit by the cobra 2. Looking at the snake bracelet when the jewelry store was robbed 3. Killed by a man with a snake tattoo Loved this recap. your Victoria Ratliff impersonation is music to my ears.

Katie Manock

I would absolutely say it’s the forbidden fruit😉