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#632 TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure (Patreon)

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2018-02-03 03:11:15
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A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely.  Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans.  The results are mixed, but our recap is fully enthusiastic.

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R. Simone

I know that it's not good to truly hope for people to lose but Smiley is repulsive in every way to me & mustache Joe is just...unacceptable. How the fuck are you a fake steam punk chef who forages w a hippy gf? It's like he binged every episode of Portlandia & has tried to embody every character on that show. But Smiley Local just offends me & my grumpiness to it's bitter core. I will be pissed if she & her GD, fucking berry jam heavy dishes win!

R. Simone

Does anyone remember the book "The Rules" from the late 90's that was this fucked up throwback how to book on how to get engaged? I swear, the women in my church straight up shamed me for the first 5 years of my 20's for not being 'light' & bouncy enough for my boyfriend. That book claimed that a woman always needs to be 'a breath of fresh air' to a man and to never share your troubles w him & to always be a joy to them. Smiley EMBODIES that with her cluelessness and weird privilege (that is not a white girl; she said that she doesn't know her heritage: do 23 & Me, bitch, & create some depth).