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#745 RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis (Patreon)

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2018-07-14 04:07:07
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The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect.  But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action.  Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis!  If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com

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R. Simone

THANKYOU SOOOOO MUCH for commenting on that pink suit Andy Cohen had on. He looked like the fucking Easter bunny puked on him. And I shut Thursday's episode of WWHL off at the first commercial break. I realized that, between the tongue contest & all of Dwayne Johnson's "AMERICA FUCK YEA, BRO!" energy, the episode would be a 'you're so hot'/I'm so straight', testosterone fueled shitshow. I'm sorry, The Rock. You're not going to convince me that any of those Fast & Furious movies (or most of the crap that he's in) is worth anything to anyone except for the studio & it's stars. Bravo is REALLY pushing it w this 'Real Men Watch Bravo' campaign. I realize that they are trying to lock down a huge market in the straight, American male demo but don't they already have everything else? It's like that one runway show in the 90's that declared grunge as chic & all of us freaks, fat kids, & "angel headed hipsters" had to see 5'10 110lb women walk the runway in flannel and Doc Maartens. THOSE people already have all the advantages; now they're coming for our weird little shit as well?

R. Simone

The speed dating brought out the Craigslist, Plenty O Fish scary types big time. As a single, middle aged, straight NYer, I went to bed discouraged by red scarf & the dirty talker. Friends, a few words about Bravo & the straight man: instead of spending money on new shows, Nascar celebrities, commercials, & Jerry O'Connell to win new consumers, why not realize that Bravo programming as it stands IS it's own culture & ecosystem. Let it stand as a giant Sequoia instead of a branch trying to remain grafted onto a main stream, central trunk w loosening roots It has it's own roots now! And why run after the antiquated, exhausted, & limiting stereotype of the 'Real Man' (thereby insulting your base, btw). Let them join US! Let them bend to OUR will! The party is here! The water is just fine, boys & there is room for more! This isn't the 1950's where Colgate's sponsorship brought viewers because 'gee, it's sure is a great toothpaste'. These 18 to 34's out there do not fall for that shit. They want to find their people. They've evolved past getting permission from marketing & celebs to enjoy what they like. They are looking for others like them. People who say things like 'real men...' got no skin in this game (HA!)! This network was built for us! So seek out your base in the nooks & crannies of society that already exists out there instead of trying to convert others. The most counterproductive & self sabotaging thing any oppressed group can do is to seek approval from it's oppressors, in my opinion. STAY steadfast on your course, Bravo gods, & do what you have been doing but bigger & grander. The mainstream 'Real Men' will become the outsider and, naturally, seek you out.