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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 9/28/18 (Patreon)

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We need more questions!  WE DEMAND THEM!!  Leave questions or comments in the comment section below, and we'll read them on the air!

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Noor

There is a trend on Bravo that fits really nicely with the fact that you guys do excellent Southern lady impressions. In honor of the real memaws of bravo, how do you imagine a Sunday brunch with Dee Simmons, Miss Patricia, Mama Joyce, and Dale Mortimer? Guest appearance by Ronnie’s Mom more than welcome because that’s always fun and she would destroy them. Feel free to derail and add other crazies from bravo because I love when you derail. SUPES EXCITED TO SEE YOU GUYS IN OCTOBER. END OF QUESTION. BYE BYE NOW.

Samantha Losoya

If you were left on a deserted island to survive, which 3 "Bravolebrities" would you choose to be with you and why? Also, how did you guys meet?

Daffy1227

Ronnie , Ben _ you’ve been chosen to direct the musical “The Wiz” with the cast from RHOA. Sorry, you can’t afford Candy. Who gets which role? The witches, tin man, the lion, scarecrow, the wiz, Dorothy and ToTo?

Daffy1227

Ronnie - what is the name of CBD cream you got your mom? I need some for anxiety. Maybe I can get some in Ohio. No I don’t want to get high just distress to deal with these freaking parent nights at school.

Julia Conlin

Which impressions of fired cast members or cast members of canceled shows do you guys miss doing the most? Don't be afraid to go all the way back to Kell on Earth.

Ilsa Wolf

If there was a Bravo games like the Olympics, with bravolebs representing their show like it's a country, what would the events be and who would come out on top? What kind of flags and costumes would they have for opening ceremonies?

Tiffany Doyon

A brand new Sprouts store has opened in my home state, and it is a reasonable distance from my house! What are your tips and tricks for shopping there?

Mike Bowman

Hey guys. So CAROLE's return to journalism now includes selling sex toys. Yes. Which other Housewives should sell sex toys and what would their pitch be?

Michael Horn

Hi friends! Please describe what you think an average day would be like for Ramona’s assistant, Pamona.

Catherine

Can Ronnie please do an impression of his mom watching game of thrones? Preferably drunk and playing canasta

Daffy1227

What podcast were these questions answered?

Christine Zirkelbach

I decided to rephrase this since I am new at mailbag. Dueling meltdowns along the lines of Dueling Banjos: Bethenny vs Shannon

April Budzilowicz

I was just listening to the Morocco episode and Kelly Dodd making an appearance with Kelly B’s lines had me thinking about what other same name housewives crossover would sound like. Kim Z saying some famous Kim Richards lines or vice versa Gina from OC as Gina from Melbourne LVP as Lisa Rinna Heather Thompson vs Heather Dubrow I love your impressions!

Siobhan O'Brien

In honor of Top Chef coming back and Thanksgiving coming up, do you have any suggestions on sides/desserts you’ve done in the past that went over well?

Alison King

You’ve been tasked with casting a Below Deck All Stars season. Who do you choose as Captain, stews, chef, and crew?

Alison King

If you were on a yacht, what ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated drink would you order? Any dietary restrictions? What else would be on your preference sheet?

Alison King

Do you guys read? And if so, read anything good lately? Which Bravoleb’s book would you be tempted to read? This could be anyone who has or has not yet written a book. Caroline Fleming? Captain Lee? Captain Sandy?

Alison King

What do you think Puppy the Buffalo has been up to lately?

Alison King

This is not a question but something I want to share. I get panic attacks occasionally, typically while driving. Luckily, I’m usually listening to WWC in the car, and when this does happen, it really helps to hear familiar voices to calm myself down. I find that laughing can really help me get through a bad attack, even when I feel completely out of control. So all this is to say THANK YOU! You may just think you’re doing a ridiculous podcast about crappy TV shows, but you help me (and so many others) get through tough shit just by being you! ❤️

Jessica Reilly

Can you perform “Can’t Help Falling in Love” as your favorite Bravolebrity “fool rushing in?”

DashKat

Hi, fellas! New Patreon member, but I've been listening to the podcast for a few years. I found you guys through Brian Moylan's Vulture recaps. People in the comments were saying, "Those 'Watch What Crappens' guys are so hilarious, but I get annoyed when they speak in those Australian accents all the time." And I knew then that this was a podcast for me. My question is: I've listened to your old episodes, and they're extra-funny with the gift of hindsight. "One thing's for sure, Bethenny's done with Bravo for good." " 'Vanderpump Rules' is the worst show of 2013. I'm not watching it anymore." I sometimes think of how hilarious it would be to give 2012 Ben and Ronnie an overview of current events and getting their reactions. So if the 2025 Ben and Ronnie could somehow go back in time, what spoilers would they share with us in 2017? A "Gallery Girls" resurrection? Bethenny running for president? Vicki Gunvalson STILL on "RHoOC"?

Christine Zirkelbach

When Below Deck first came on, Ronnie said, essentially "Below Deck, I don't want to watch maids on a boat". I felt the same way, and now it is my favorite show on Bravo, and I discovered it thanks to these podcasts. Vanilla Blindside, to be exact. What would be your ideal Below Deck experience, location, boat, crew and fellow guests?

Oliver Haskins

At 35 Teddi was last season's youngest housewife. When LVP was 35 in 1995, she had two young kids (Pandy (9) and Max (4)), only two dogs, and she was hustling to open VIlla Blanca. When Ramona was 35 in 1991, she was single (she didn't marry Mario until she was 36) , very religious, and re-selling wholesale schmattas. How do you think Erika Jayne and Bethany of today would respond differently if lil'LVP and Ramona (everyone-thinks-I'm-the-Catholic-Carrie-Bradshaw) Mazur joined their respective casts as the new younger housewives? In other words, how would the Bravo-verse be different if LVP and Ramona were actually the youngest and least established of their castmates?

DashKat

Quick question for Ronnie, gentlemen: Ronnie, you've mentioned that you were named after your mother Rhonda, but why did your parents decide on *Rondell* and not the more common *Ronald*? I've just always wondered about that 'cuz I have no life! And so he doesn't feel left out -- Ben, what did you have for lunch today?