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#932 RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE! (Patreon)

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2019-04-03 08:34:24
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Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE!

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Evi Wommack

That fight was insane I think I have to watch it about five more times to dissect it like the Warren commission

R. Simone

Ok. Ken Vandertodd is an amazing reality star. He's been mumbling & kind of puttering around in the background for years but he has peaked, BABY! He has, single handedly & quite naturally, been the breakout star of this whole farkakta bullshit. I LOVE a grump; I promise you that, as a child, Oscar the Grouch was my favorite on Sesame Street & I desperately wondered what his apartment underneath that garbage can was like. But Ken? Ken has a brand of "I don't give a fuck" that surpasses anything that I've ever imagined on Bravo. It's not even entitlement. It's unaffected & not at all deliberate. I mean, this MF has fallen asleep TWICE during filming, this season alone, once in the hot ass LA sun during the summer (he seriously was turning a shade of red not seen on this side of hell at Denise's wedding). And he loves him some Lisa. I mean, the pointing & shouting up in peoples' faces is classic "old man who is just trying to not sit on his balls in life" type of shit and I'm unfazed by it. Now, his wife has a happy day FINALLY after sincerely being weakened by a tragedy and here comes Kyle with her passive aggressive bag of subconscious, youngest child syndrome, pre meditated, Bravo sanctioned bullshit and makes Lisa cry. He has a house/mall/small animal army to protect and he did! So, I stand here, loud and proud and say: "GOODBYE, KYLE!"... INDEED.

R. Simone

I. LOVED. THIS. EPISODE!!!!!! (Both RHOB & the CRAPPENS response!) This drama is stupid. I mean, really, at it's core, it has gotten stupid but what is compelling is that LVP's victim thing is actually REAL this time but no one is buying it because she's done it so often. It's kind of Shakespearean. I mean, I hate when people say that but I could see this season seamlessly being played out in iambic pentameter. Now, I'm no fan of people attacking vulnerable people, especially with faux politeness & the indignation that great hypocrites wield so fiercely. And there is nothing uglier than this gang/angry mob mentality that seems to be so prevalent even amongst the most "refined" of our society; that brunch scene was sickening. Whether Lisa leaked the story, schemed, or whatever, the handling of this whole thing by these women conjours a pack of jackals attacking a weakened animal in the wild. The sheer TIMING of their bullshit accusations & pile on DOES NOT WORK and puts LVP in the winner's seat, no matter how you cut it; the woman is clearly grieving & vulnerable & real in a way we've not seen. The more they engage, the more petty this all looks and the more sympathetic Lisa becomes. THIS is the genius of one Mrs. Lisa Vanderpump Todd! THIS is why Vanderpump rules. Love her or hate her, she out maneuvers EVERY TIME & is so above it all that, that even when caught red handed, all criticism seems to wither & decompose on contact. And, honestly, the undisputed facts are on her side. LVP gets the win, here. The rest is all conjecture.

LisaLouise

Oh Ronny - your Dorit voice. How do you do it without laughing? It’s ridiculous but on-point. This subscription is worth every cent. You guys are the best.

A2inA2
>>21462970

Good comments. I am all about Ken. He's exactly what any woman would want in her corner. We haven't seen LVPs veneers all season so it was esp brutal to watch that go down. I'm so glad she told them to kick rocks.

R. Simone
>>21478826

YES! And an upset Dorit adds another layer; he almost does the impression with a tearful sob in his throat! It's so crazy but I love it EVERYTIME!

R. Simone
>>21461406

It will never stop being funny! It was funny in the trailer for this season, it was funny at the beginning of the season, it was funny in the preview, and that shit was funny last night!