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CRAPPENS MAILBAG! 7/20! (Patreon)

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2016-07-20 19:24:17
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A wise man once said that the beautiful thing about being subpar is that there's room for improvement.  Help us improve with some fabulous mailbag questions and comments!!!

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Benjamin Cohen

I have found myself doing the impersonations in real life conversations,. I have labeled tiles with Shannon Beador and Ramona singer for Drunk Jenga. The person that pulls the tile has to do their impersonations of our beloved blondes. Most of all I say "How lucky are you..." very dryly when appropriate. Do you guys ever bust into the voices outside of the show in your real lives? If so, what are your go to impressions?

Michael Horn

First of all, to answer Ben's question from last week about what kind of horn I would be, it would definitely be a Shofar since I'm Jewish :) You were right! Now my question: Do you think that any of the Housewives would fit better in another city/cast? For instance, when Heather first came on RHOC I know many thought she would be a better fit for Beverly Hills. Are there any you would like to see make a cross-over appearance a la Bethenny on RHOBH? And, of course, impressions are welcome.

Henrissa Bassey

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which you both vented about your frustration with Tom Morrow(sp?) and shared his ridiculous email about seeing Ramona but not saying hi because "friends do that some time." Have you had any other interactions with him? If not, are there other bloggers with whom you have beef? Love you both!

Catherine

Since Rosie is back on screen, can Ronnie do one of my all time favorite impressions 'I'LL FUCKING KILL HER!' From backstage at the reunion?

DelizaD

Love your voices and personalities together- you have great "audio chemistry" if that's a thing? Please don't stop! And thank you for sharing WWC history info! Very interesting and different than what I imagined. I thought, for sure, it would involve an Uber ride or a Patti Lupone concert. So Ben, which of Ronnie's Bravolebrity (sp?) impressions is your favorite? and Ronnie, same question to you.

Mike Bowman

Which Real Housewife do you guys think would win on Big Brother?

Oliver Haskins

I want the brass plant mister that Carol used on tonight's RHONY. It is $21.00 on Amazon. Should I buy it knowing that at some point I will be compelled to tell a visitor to my home that I bought because I saw Carol using it?

Lori

I hope you watched the Bravos because I couldn't. Five seconds of badly acted home shopping network shtick and I was done. I look forward to your review. My question: based on Sonja's reaction to bethenney's "blink and you will miss it " olive branch to her, is another remake of the "Manchurian candidate " being filmed without our knowledge? "(Raymond Shaw) Bethenny Frankel is most kindest, bravest person I know".

Lauren Greene

Hi! Thanks for making me look like a crazy person while laughing out loud while running down the street listening to you two! A combo Bravo-personal question: What would the women in a Housewives franchise in your respective home towns (Katonah & El Paso) be like? How would the cast compare to the actual Housewives shows closest to them (NYC and Dallas)? How would they interact with NYC and Dallas if there was a cross over?

Daffy1227

I'm in Cleveland OH, ground zero for the RNC. I loved the conversation about the politics. Here is my question. If you could create a 3rd political party what would the name be and what would be 4 planks for your party's platform? Also on a different note - using Capt. Lee's voice fire Daniel and give him his ticket home.

Katie
>>2183920

I'm from Cleveland, too...and your responses will be the single best part of this entire week!

Katie

Hi gents, Katie King here - long time listener, first time mailbagger. With the Rio Olympics right around the corner, I have two questions: First, if Bravo stars would create their own events, what would they be? Example: Speed talking without making a point (Bethenny for the gold, Ramona and Sheree tied for silver, Magaly muttering to herself "Magaly should get the bronze. Magaly is Magaly...beep beep beep, boop boop boop"). I can't help but hate myself for imagining some kind of bastardized rhythmic gymnastics with MJ completing for Olympic sliders with ribbons, possibly dressed IN ribbons, because we all know her wardrobe consists of clothes made out of leotard material... Second, who would leave Rio with both the Zika virus, a international love child, and an STD? (Jax would have already been banned from participating because he's patient zero for all Olympic STD's since the '84 games.)

Catherine
>>2179299

Oooo that's a good one, maybe LVP since she's accused of being the master manipulator! What do you think? Or maybe Bethany because she would just fucking exhaust everyone and could survive as a have not since she doesn't eat

Bouncy

About to play my first game of Catan with my 10yr old and 12yr old. So, that in mind If you were to host a board game party which housewives would you invite and what game would you play. I would have stoned Bethany and Carole, Tipsy Meaghan King Edmonds and over champed Heather Dubrow. We would play a trivia game. Imagine the one-up-manship there.