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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 8-3-16!! (Patreon)

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2016-08-03 22:50:46
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Time for a new mailbag!! Leave your questions and comments in the comment section below!  <3

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Michael Horn

If you could have one Bravolebrity on the podcast (other than ones who have already been on) who would it be and why? What would you want to ask them or talk about?

Benjamin Cohen

I first need to bring up Captain Mark from Below Deck Med. What the fuck is up with that guy's eyebrows? How come no one is talking about his salt and pepper pluck job? Here is my real question. Which Real Housewife (past or present) do you think is the most attractive to straight men? For me it is Alexis Bellino as she is still queen of milfs.

Henrissa Bassey
>>2264139

Just want to agree with you, I'm a straight woman and agree that Alexis Bellino (pre-nose job) was the most attractive to straight men!

Benjamin Cohen
>>2264139

How does a pig like Tom land her? She could have ruled porn like Lisa Ann. What a waste...

Catherine
>>2264139

I think Katie from Potomac was such a stunner, rip to her housewife career.

DelizaD

Have you guys seen Heather Dubrow singing the national anthem? I tried finding the clip online but no luck....The reviews suggest she was amazing but I'm a little skeptical. I know Ronnie has some musical theater history, but Ben, you sound like you might have some music in your background as well. Any musical critique or other comments on the Dubrow spangled banner?

DelizaD
>>2264139

If you're just going on looks minus the personality, there's been a few former housewives I would say are gorgeous. However currently, including personality, Sonja's one of my favs!! She's a beaut!

Greenwood

My dearest Ben & Ronnie, I don't have a question rather a pretty pretty pretty please for you to wish my BFF Sienna Edlund a happy birthday. I'm forever grateful for Sienna for introducing me to watch what crappens and I know you two were the only thing that made her laugh and got her through her father in hospice before he passed away. You two are pretty powerful hilarious, and adored by myself and Sienna! She will just freak hearing a little bday wish from you two. If you can swing a little bday wish please do. I would forever be grateful! Sending you both big hugs and lots of love from Vancouver Canada... Sara Greenwood

Mary Ajango

Hello you wonderful men! If in fact Luann and Tom actually do get married, can you imagine how she would ask some of the other RHONY ladies to be in her wedding? I'm mostly asking this because I adore your Luann voice Ben! Thanks!

Benjamin Cohen
>>2264139

As fun as she is, Sonja is kind of wonky to me. Her boob job is awful. She always looks a little cross eyed. Her teeth are falling out. For all the carrying on that the women do about how much sex they have on RHONY, none of them are lookers. I am not an ageist as LVP is older than all of them and is still a looker. Bethenny and Carole lose points for being bags of bones. Bethenny loses points again because she is tied with Teresa Giudice for the most grating voice.

Betsy MD

Hi mis amigos. Went on vacation recently so took a hiatus from posting - but you guys were with me at the beach on my sunset walks! Thanks for the fun! I am so disappointed in my escapism from everyday life provided by Bravo lately - Bethenney's fibroid bleeding, Jules' vulvar hematoma, Megan's IVF "journey" (big air quotes on that - I'm so sick of their "journeys" that don't involve any personal growth) - these scenarios are all just an average clinic day for me! Ho hum. Anyhoo...My mailbag question revolves around this topic - what if the Vanderpump crew grows up a bit? As in, if Scheaaana decides to populate Azusa and gets pregnant, or all of a sudden Tom and Ariana start talking about buying their first house, or Jax heaven forbid proposes to Brittucky. Can the show go on if they try to act to mature, seriously?

Betsy MD

Indulging a second request if you will, I think maybe we are due for a smells like RHOC? Tamra's Elsa Frozen bikini? Meghans IVF time capsule w Jim's ghost sperm/deli spread in the back seat? Kelly's mom's ferret wig? Dr. Moon's lunchbox? You pick!!!

Bouncy

We have experienced most of life's events via one franchise or another except a Bris and a Real Housewife's death. Morbid and crass I know but would you act out the inner thoughts of fellow castmates upon learning about the death. May I recommend the deceased be Kyle Richards or Ramona Singer? PS - My kids call you "those gay guys who make fun of mom's fighting ladies."