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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT! Vicki vs. Rinna (Patreon)

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2016-09-21 02:28:13
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Who wins this fight: Vicki Gunvalson, throwing knives and assisted by a phone booth time machine, or pregnant Lisa Rinna on a motorcycle???

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Michael Horn

Rinna will win because she'll accuse Vicki of manipulating her into getting pregnant. Vicki will be like "You know, that reminds me of this story my mahm always tells me about when she was pregnant. I should call her! Oh wait, MAAAAAAAHHHHMMMM. I forgot my mahm died. You're mean. How dare you bring up my dead mahm." Rinna blames LVP for bringing it up first and Vicki and Rinna live happily ever after.

Watch What Crappens
>>2588957

Ironically, Vicki forgets to use her time machine to go back in time to visit her mom because she's so consumed with grief.

Michael Horn
>>2588957

Vicki just keeps accidentally using her time machine to go back to the 70s party and that Bunco party with Gretchen and thinks she's actually going back to the 70s.

Jaq Bartholomew

Rinna will win since she can make better use of the time machine because she's "been around a long time, baby!" She'll go back to the 1994 folding chair days with Lark Voorhies, Heather Dubrow, and Jenny McCarthy

Kelly Payfer

Rinna wins because Vicki uses the time machine to go back and get her love tank filled up.

Catherine

Apparently my brain doesn't process things before 7 am.....

KCzar

Vicki trips and stabs herself, falling into the time machine and drowns in Lake Havasu with her old face. Rinna motors around yelling, "Own it, baby!" So Rinna by default.

Benjamin Cohen

I have to be honest. I've played Super Fight. I came to the same conclusion that Ronnie did. The game is really unbalanced. We got matchups like Little girl with flamethrower versus The Devil. Vicki would win because she'd have the knives. The booth wouldn't come into play because Vicki wouldn't be able to figure it out. Lisa Rinna could flee on the motorcycle. I think the fights should be based on the RHW reality, like someone takes a chair, or gets mad because she brought up Munchausen's. Vicki helped someone fake a disease. Lisa allegedly was pushed into questioning Yolanda's Lyme. FIGHT!

DelizaD
>>2593559

Agree! Maybe super powers could be replaced with RHW scenarios as you mentioned

Benjamin Cohen
>>2593559

Let's face it. We need custom powers, okay? BTW I named my new cat Ramona. She's the exact opposite of her namesake.

DelizaD

Rinna "owns it" Vicki to death- repeating the phrase to Vicki (the one thing Vicki can't do). It has a cryptonite-like affect on Vicki's ability to defend herself and scream. Vicki tries to flee to booth but Rinna circles her on the motorcycle (pregnant- and naked like from her 90's photo shoot- saying "own it" and Vicki hushed screams back "I did not have multiple partners" to no avail!

Mike Bowman

Vicki throws a knife at Rinna but, Rinna's wig deflects it. Rinna will attempt to ram the telephone booth with the motorcycle, but Vicki will vanish back in time with the booth just before impact and Rinna will fatally hit Kim's highway divider instead. The wig survives. Vicki returns from her time travel experience with a new boyfriend "Benny". Oh ya know he's an Italian lover. Meghan will eventually deduce Vicki has brought back Benito Mussolini from the past.

Katie

Well, neither lady is a stranger to knives coming at their faces, *HOWEVER*, I'll have to give this one to Vicky. She could take Rinna down and then go back in time to when Mahm wasn't in the walls and no one knew Brooks was a make-you-own-watermark cancer-faking liar.