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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 12-7-16 (Patreon)

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2016-12-07 18:22:14
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Time to refill the Crappens Mailbag!  Leave your questions in the comments section below!


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Danielle Riley

You guys were talking about Rumchata the other day and it reminded me of a favorite drink. A shot of fireball whiskey and a shot of rumchata (shake with ice). It's delish. Anyway, as always love you guys!

Jackie Flavin

Smells like... Chateau Sheree. (Love you guys!!!!)

Benjamin Cohen
>>3225373

Pumpkin-tini 1 ounce Vanilla Vodka 1/2 ounce of Rumchata 1/2 ounce of pumpkin spice liquer sprinkle with cinnamon top with whipped cream

Benjamin Cohen

Would you guys be open to allowing a fan category to go into the Crappies this year? It could come from Patreon supporters. You could pick the one that you think is the most clever or funny and make some lucky fan super happy.

Lola Del Rio
>>3225373

Y'all isn't right! I had a friend bring a bottle of that over for my birthday last year and let's say (I have no idea what she mixed it with), but it looked liked coagulated jizz #Truth. But y'all do you! XOXOXOX

Benjamin Cohen
>>3225456

I would offer "Cast Member that is just death" and "Best Character Assassination of a Male by a Housewife". For death, I would offer Cynthia, Jacqueline, Carole, Brandi R, and Yolanda. They suck all the fun out of their shows.

Bethica Jones

Hey guys, still can't get over what Caroline Stanbury said so in that light I have a question. The Titanic is sinking but there is only one life boat left with room for just one Housewives franchise. Which most current housewives franchise do you save ( mind you that you are saving the entire cast, so no mixing casts ) and which ones do you leave to their freezing cold watery graves in the middle of the North Atlantic? Also how would you rank the housewives franchises by class on where they would fit into the scheme of things on board the Titanic, like steerage, the workers shoveling the coal in the boiler room, second class, and first class?

Bouncy

What Canadian city do you think should be a franchise. Ottawa - capital of Canada, political and historical. Toronto - Lots of monied people, multicultural. Montreal - Heart of French Canadian people, lots of old old money, snooty folks. Also drinking age is 18!!!

Bob Houlihan

Ben and Ronnie! My little gay heart melts for you both because you're both adorable! What do you think Bethany, Dorinda and Ramonas speech would be at the Countesses wedding? ALSO can you please wish my amazing sister Meghan DiRaimondi good luck on her nursing school finals?! LOVE YOU BOTH!

Lori

Hello darlings! CAN YOU BELIEVE? I'M ALREADY MARRIED! I was doing some old OC viewing and am on the season where Lauri waring and her weird mouth were trying to convince us that she and George were showing the world their fairytale love. Based on that season long trip to delusion town, can you guys rank the top 5 bravo bridezillas - their level of delusion, their whining, bad treatment of friends and family, etc. ? Thanks! I FOUND MY SOUL MATE!! I'M SO HAAAAAAPYYY!

Lori

Oh and darling, could you wish my hubby Bill happy birthday? Thank you!

Mandy Boles

Luann's talking with Sonja about her upcoming nuptials over drinks at the Regency. Mona from Who's The Boss overhears their conversation and walks over to give Luann love advice. What does Mona say? What does that conversation sound like?

Mike Bowman

Hey guys. What gift would you give Luann for her upcoming wedding? Can you believe it, she's getting married!!

Michael Horn

Assuming that everyone is returning to RHOC next season (unless something is announced before you get a chance to answer this), what do you guys predict will happen? Impressions are welcome since I already miss the Shannon voice.

Daffy1227

OK I have ADD so I am asking these questions as they come to me. It's like have a caffeinated monkey in control of a TV remote control. (Thank God for Adderall - when I take it) 1. What makes Padma qualified to be a judge on Top Chef? I never see her cook and she acts like she is above it all. Well she may not be a cook but she knows how to stir the pot. 2. Call back to the conversation about Police vs Black men. All my black male relatives drive slowly in Cleveland. Not because they have suspended licenses, no insurance or warrants, they just don’t want to be hassled. Ben does your boyfriend drive slowly and has he been stopped for DWB? (Driving While Black) 3. Would it be possible to have Kate Chastain do a weekly review of Timber Creek Lodge? Her opinions and catty comments are epic. 4. What ever happened to NeNe and Kim having a show together? I would love to see them on a buddy road trip together. (I don’t want “Don’t be Tardy” because it sounds like the love child of “Kate plus 8” and “Keeping up with the Kardashian”.) I really love you guys. Jan 2016 I was laid off from my job and started downsizing immediately. I gave up ancestry.com, reduced my data plan on my cell phone, and switched from Giant Eagle to Aldi grocery stores, but I refused to give you guys up. You two have made me laugh out loud on my worst days and I wish I could give you each a big hug to thank you. (So Ben go easy on me for my bad grammar and or spelling lol) Finally, my birthday is on Dec 27th (get it 1227), I would love a shout out, if you can remember. If not, no worries, still nothing but love. P.S. Bought a Casper mattress for my 13 year old and she loves it.

Violet Kuchar

Dear Ronnie and Ben, Long time listener, but first time mailer. First, I have to tell you how much I love the podcast ESPECIALLY the impersonations. I have a very special request that I hope you will fulfill for me. I was recently diagnosed with colon cancer and started chemotherapy two weeks ago. As part of my recovery, I like to visualize tiny people coming into my veins through my chemotherapy bag and going to the tumor and attacking it. For example, I like to think of a tiny little Beyonce going up to the tumor in my butt and singing Irreplaceable or really any of her songs about kicking a man to the curb. Or, I will picture a tiny little Pac Man coming in and nibbling away at my tumor. Anyway, I need your help to provide a sound accompaniment to a dream visualization of mine. Would you please be so kind to pretend to be Captain Lee and Shannon Beador traveling into my colon and telling my tumor to GET OUT?!?! Please feel free to add in any other bravo celebs who you think might want to travel into my butt and yell at my tumor. Please please please please please! Violet Kuchar, Washington DC