Bonus Audio from the Discord Hangout tonight: Heartbreaking Red [Trigger warning: Horror, violence] (Patreon)

During tonight's Discord Hangout for the Cuddly Cardigans and above, we tried something new I'm dubbing the Madlib Adlib (inspired by notwhorosethink's TSC, aka Todd's Story Cubes): People blindly vote on a type of audio, then suggest things like settings, events, nouns, verbs, adjectives, and a petname, then I improvise an audio on the spot. This was all in an attempt to help me improve my improvisation skills, something I'm (admittedly) not very good at.

Here's the information I had to go on for this audio:
Type: Sci Fi/Fantasy/Other
Setting: Castle
Listener's Occupation: Gardener
Speaker's Occupation: Serial Killer
Event: Meeting someone cute
Nouns: Broken bottle, movies, oven
Adjectives: Heartbreaking red, wild, grand
Verbs: Throw, drink, laugh
Petname: Darling 

Art by Quyenie! https://www.deviantart.com/quyeniechan

Hope yall enjoy!