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[Erotica] I know what you're here for... and I'm going to give it to you. (Patreon)

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2017-03-29 13:00:00
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Easily the most crass, vulgar, direct audio I've ever done. Also the first where I directly speak to you, the listener... can you handle it?

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Katie R

Wow. Just WOW

icyhugs

Yes! Bring it to me!

Lilius

thought running thru my head at the time: "WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!"

Marianne

My soul has went to hell and back for this sin. Cardlin your one hot demon.

Tessa Herondale

I've never been left this shook by an audio. 11/10 work

Deedee

This is SO GOOD! <3

Annabelle

oh my! I've been caught!!!!!

Alyssa Katlyn

Easily my favorite so far. Loved it

KixOnyx

Holy Gods.... I've short-circuited. Thanks for that. 😂

Mandy

I'm only a slut for you though

Ali Katt

Oh my god, that was literally the hardest climax I've had in a long, long time. 👀💦 Goddamn.

XXanimeseekerXX

I was woefully unprepared for this but dammnn was that climax worth every surprising second

Disco_Scone

Wow....I wasn’t expecting that! 🤣

Adidas Ultraboobs

Sir, I will have you know I attempted to listen to this playing League of Legends game and I def threw the match XD

Bean

Please do more of these!!!

sarah

oh my

LaLa

This was the first one I listened to and I was hooked! Drool worthy! More please!

Laurie Leyva

Fuck yes!!! This is exactly what I asked for!! THANK YOU!!

Wldgrl

I was going to wait until I got home from work to listen to this, but not sure I can.

Misa Amane

Echoing Maria here. Can I wait until after today's work? (Probably not, no)

Allie

*Squeals and runs to room to listen* Should be doing homework, but that can wait. This can't 😂

Wldgrl
>>4461452

Yeah...just had to bite down on a pen while at my desk listening to this. Think folks will believe me when I tell them I'm just listening to music all day???

Wldgrl
>>4461481

Ooops! I meant to reply to your post but I replied to mine. Clearly after listening to Cardlin, my mind is now mush.

Izzie

Well good morning to me, fuck man that was intense

Misa Amane
>>4461481

I think the "listening to music" excuse would work, sure. (Maybe). XD

Wldgrl
>>4461481

The real problem will be explaining the blissful grin on my face that won't go away. :D

Cassandra Petrick

Jesus fucking christ!! Cardlin..that was so fucking intense..fuck me this is incredible!! My safe word is yes Sir. All I can say is..best way to end my night ;)

Wldgrl
>>4461452

I've already listen to it several times...not sure how I'll stay focused during this meeting I'm about to go to.

Misa Amane

This was so good! (And really intense).

Linsey Travers

me: how bad could it be? Sure Cardlin said it was intense but we'll see about that. (Not even finished with it) oh god! This really is INTENSE!!! Yep, good thing I'm home, this is not work safe!

Lois Geal

Well. Damn. Imma need a cold shower..🙈🙈

CardlinAudio

I was gonna ask if yall like audios like this, but based on your reactions so far...

Shay Bun ?

Ohhhh snappers! Luckily I didn't go to university today

Shay Bun ?

I'm not used to this side of you cardlin I'm blushing!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😩 luckily I'm in my room 😂😂😂

Tuia

Honestly I'm dripping wet just putting that out there

Ellie W

All these good productive people waiting to cum until they get home from work...props to you guys. I'm currently lightheaded and shaking in a bathroom bc I was impatient....not sure how I'm gonna make it back to my desk. But thanks for the fun at work, Cardlin! 😂

Wldgrl
>>4463133

A few of us are in the same club and did not wait. Now it's hard to be productive the rest of the day.

FightingDreamer56

I giggled, moaned, begged ,pleaded and currently I am grinning like a Cheshire cat. I feel like I'm on fire, that I'm absolutely ablaze

Kelly S

Where the hell has this side of Cardlin been??? My God, man! I honestly don't even know what to say... Just... Fuck!

Yumie

I need to listen to this! But I still got 7 more hours until I get home... This is torture! 😖

Alice

Oh my GOOOOOOD!!!!

Angela Seay

Wow!!My hands are still shaking we need more Cardlin😉!!

Britany

Holy...........well I just about fainted!

Angie Nunley

Whoa.........I'm trying to care for my mother here(broken leg/ankle). She wants to know why my face just turned red. I'm 39..........and very turned on........and my mother is in the room. You've turned my brain to mush! One of my faves.

Vanna

*Fans self*

MegamiTenchi

Oh my gosh, Cardi! Dirrrrrrty boy! I especially enjoyed the part in the beginning with the bra and bit of exhibitionism in there, rawrrr. I do, ahem, have a thing for being appreciated like that, and for being marked. So check both those boxes, hehehe.

Alice

OMG THIS IS DO HARD!!! IS FOR MORE OF 18 YEARS,,

Tiana Anderson

Probably not but we're about to find out!

Tiana Anderson

....holy shit. I've never bitten down on a pen harder! Got me questioning a few things about my sexuality sir.. Goddamn. Getting off to a stranger indeed

Dee Ray

Mad props to Dirtydosa! Well written, and greatly executed, good work C.

walterchu

Very good. Too bad it's not gender neutral :-(

Lois Geal
>>4462370

I wasn't home. I was in the middle of a mock exam, I legit squealed! 🙈

Laurie Leyva
>>4461452

Ok so I'm obviously not the only one listening to this AGAIN and AT WORK!! can I maybe suggest another erotic audio like this for us BAD GIRLS that listen AT WORK (tee hee)

Laurie Leyva
>>4462724

Yeah I'm about to listen to this a third time... And yes I'm still at work...I've got a whole hour till I get off work!! Fuck it... Love this!! Can you make another one like this for all of us NAUGHTY girls AT WORK.... PLEASE!!

Angela Seay

Walt sometimes there needs to be an audio like this just for us ladies 🤤Cardlin this audio is amazing and I think you being more interactive telling us how you were touching yourself as well made it even hotter!!

Abbey

Everyone knew you had that side through your other more rough audios but this one just took the cake I swear.

Laurie Leyva
>>4461452

Haha @ music all day... Yeah I'm​hoping the same thing. God forbid me or anyone else pulls out my head phones cord... Or speculates as to my blushing face 😊😊😊😊

Wldgrl
>>4461452

I second that! Cardlin did one at the office before where his wife pays him a surprise visit at the office. The Grey Knight had a cameo. I wouldn't object to Cardlin being my boss. Perhaps he has to have a talk with me about listening to inappropriate material while at work? XD

Laurie Leyva
>>4461452

Yep - I know which one you're talking about... I like that one too. I just really like this one where he's taking directly to the listener. I'd kill for something that starts out like this one "Hey there, are you being a naughty girl and listening to me again at work..." Etc "aren't you afraid your boss will catch you getting wet listening to my voice" 😊😊

Wldgrl
>>4461452

Cardlin, if your're reading this, I think we've come up with a couple spin-offs for this audio!!!

David Proby

Even if this isn't gender neutral, I kept blushing and wanting to...adjust myself and I'm on the currently on the bus. Damn you Cardlin and your sexy erotic voice. Keep up the good work man

June Kaplan

Holy cow man. That was a good time

Molly Dixon

* high pitched whisper* Joyyy… ;-)

Stacie D.

Jesus. I'll be in a cold shower if anyone needs me.

Jennifer L.

Me: *read vulgar* hmm we will see Me during: 😍 Me after: holy... well that was a new side of Cardlin 😶

Cassandra H.S.

......Even under a blanket, I m sure my blush is evident. You pulled all the right stops-good to the last drop ;3

Lavender

I'm probably blind..but does anyone know where the older audios are?...not that thses are bad or anything..i just.. was wondering

Lois Geal
>>4462370

Oh, no! No, they were all wondering why I was stammering while speaking and blushing... =D

Jodie Wilson

I'm probably being dumb but I can't find the other audios either! 😩

CardlinAudio
>>4473981

I'll message you, too! =] It's in the original message I sent to you after you signed up here on Patreon.

Courtnee Hudson

This was brilliant!!! But I was also wondering where one audio you once did based on the Game of Thrones character Jaqen H'gar went? It was on sound cloud at one point but I haven't seen anywhere any more.

CardlinAudio
>>4474795

I never did one off of Jaqen; do you mean the one I did based on Rob Stark? That's available in the mp3's folder. I believe it's called "A night with the king of the north"

Tina

Cardlin, Bravo But boy is it hot in here!!!! Well Done My boyfriend thanks you.

Laurie Leyva
>>4461452

Ooh I like the way you think, one for the office, one for the gym, one for shopping, one for a waiting room... It could be a whole new series of "helpful" audios. Waiting in line at the grocery store or the DMV could be a treat!!

Claire Johnston

Where do I find the rest of the audios? Sowwy if it's a dumb question.

Rose from Ash

I was nervous, I didn't listen to it until now... I was almost sure it would be weird or awkward. But I thought... What the hell. I spent the money. I should stop being a coward and listen to it. So I did. And after it was over, I was staring at the ceiling, sobbing, out of breath, my throat hoarse, just wondering what the fuck had just happened. What the hell was that, Cardlin? I still don't know how I feel about this!

Tiffani

Soooo I died, was resurrected...then died 2 more times....you are currently speaking with the ghost of Tiffani 😂😍💋

DAZAIUNI

I literally was shocked because the conversation lines were just so real and I had to question someone being a mind-reader or what, lol. I was not gonna stay up late but this has completely ruined my plan...and fucking worth it. This compliment is totally not an April fool's joke btw ;)

ReadsTooMuch

*listens to the first fifteen seconds* I'll be in my bunk.

Adrienne River

Can't access the other videos. Help!

ghostmutt

Goddamn Cardlin, this was easily the best £3 I have ever spent. Would you be able to direct myself to your other audios? Keep up the amazing work! <3

Quinn Ryall

Best $3 i've ever spent in my life. His voice is incredible :)

Ameldia

Deffs do more like this 😍

Kaisto

I had to stop 1:09 in because I forgot how to breathe bye

Natalyne Bolduc

omfg! best money investment this year! wow! my brain is total jelly<3 i literaly had to stop the audio a few time cus my brain pop

Asia

Um damn?! Is that the same Cardlin? Lmao the level of professionalism you have is bewildering. I'm such a shy nerd I would cringe at myself after recording something this spicy. You are truly one of a kind sir. Bravo!

Shalia Moore

this is exactly what I wanted and I still can't handle it

Faylen

Holy fuck. Easily the most intense thing I've ever heard... I vote that you do more of these cx How did you even do that to me? I can't stop trembling. Holy fuck.

Faylen
>>4488902

Right?! Same here. It's like the most enjoyable mind control ever

Ella

I thank you so so so much for this, for years I've had trouble being able to cum and thanks to this audio I've finally been able to cum and it feels so good 😍😭

Tori ^^

I was just thinking "wow this is so meta" the entire time. I watch too much TV ._.

Inèz den Daas

DAMN DO MORE OF THESE 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Inèz den Daas

Jesus when he told me not to cum I was fucking trembling 😷😷😷😷

Beanie

oh my god... help ive fallen and i cant get up..... x3

LittleMischief

CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO BREATHE AGAIN!??!?!?! HOLY FUCK!!!!!

Heather Holzgen

This is my favorite! Please can you do more like it.

xYurei

i didnt knew i needed this, holy sh!t

Yemaya37(Water Witch)
>>4462724

Listening to this, I am a dom and now I am your sub.....WHY GOD WHY!?!?!? This isn't supposed to happen.....🔥🔥🔥🔥

C.C.KOI

WHAT THE FUCK I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO COME ON COMMAND IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND YET YOUR VOICE MADE ME DO IT WHAT IS THIS SEXUAL SORCERY

Sandra Lorenz

I'm literally shaking right now. WOW I never felt so weak after an orgasm that was literally the BEST one I ever had in my life!

AnxioussArtist

Came on command first time and...tasted myself for the first time in a while.....tastes like strawberry lemonade

Dany_Girl

THAT WAS... OH MY DAMN! HOLY SHITBALLS BATMAN! MORE PLEASE!

Pilahi Moran

I am apparently able to blush the color of a friggin tomato (and im tan as shit)

Cinnamon Rose

OMG...there are no words right now. Pure ecstasy!!! Okay, so I came up with two...LOL! I'm so glad I joined!!! 😁 This was fucking AH-MAZING!!! It had the right amount of everything and the pleasure was immense!!! Cinnamon Rose - 0 / Cardlin - 1 😍

Rhaynebow

I ain't no inner goddess yet, maybe I'm asexual or maybe it's the antidepressants so I didn't...'take part'. I'm more interested in your voice (big words and male moans, yaaaas), but damn, this was a fucking brilliant idea, talking directly to the listener, ditching the suspension of disbelief. The countdown was amazing too, I was applauding at the end. Definitely more of these please!

Blackvampirecat

Holy fuck yes. Your dirty talk is A+ 😩😩😩👌👌👌😍😍😍

littlelady

i think i just...,well damn!

Sarah

I have ascended.

Hime Bee

Fucked me all the way up tbh.. Wow, I need to go to church-

Jasmine

The ending... Idk why I'm teary-eyed listening to ... My first bad/dirty audio

nova❊dearest

i can NOT handle this i literally paused the video every single time i tried to listen to the end because its just. tpo much GOD

Rayan

Wow......I’m literal mush right now

Emma

THIS IS AMAZING oh my FUCKing GOd

Accidental_Chameleon

Oh god, I wasn't prepared for all that erotic goodness, defiantly adding this to my favorites.

Bibi

Incendiary in the alchemical sense. There's erotica, and then there's an artist like Cardlin, who is a masterful sexual healer. This one pulls no punches, and my inner Goddess received major CPR. Transformative. Regenerative. Dr. Cardlin, I can breathe deeply tonight, and fall asleep loudly purring. 💗💗💗

Angharad Elson

I had to stop listening to this cause I was just laughing so hard. Oh my god I’ve been in a terrible mood but this instantly made me laugh like oh my days 😂

eery

I'm fr panting.

Lindsay

Hecking heck, I'm literally cackling

V

I couldn’t handle it. I repeat, I COULDNT HANDLE IT

aswan

Jesús fucking Christ this was….I can’t even talk.