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Gold Lady & Housecarl (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-10 03:13:13
Imported:
2026-06
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Not sure how I’ll use this gold lady in the book but I want to.

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Jack Nox

How do I get that job?

Commissar Doggo

Fucking Executioner Ornstein, I love it.

Very BeConFuzzled

From the looks of it, you just created another clan. I guess you could make a few others to give a chaotic mixed upper class. With a crazy world like Mundain, kinda fits, don’t ya think?

Tamaru

Was about to comment the same thing

greed

That's smough folks

Zeonman

Could be a good art for patrons, employers, and debt creditors

Cloudsoul666

was not expecting her housecarl to be from dark souls but that is armor that screams I work for a rich bitch.

Malik3596

Oh no, she likes to watch!?

Dantels

Oh shoot biggie ate smalls.

Dantels

Yeah but he's got Slim's plume. So he's combining the two

Ghostflame

Nothing but work with this lady

Sleep

If you're a god, paladins smite your enemies and you love them for it. That doesn't mean other people can't be your Favoured, people who live lives that entertain you or that you say you want for all mortals or whatever. This lady comes across as favoured of somebody.

GamerWulf

So Smough just found a new job, seems legit.

Dlog

Moonlight by shagging people as hung as they are poor.

Matthew R Vaccaro

I love this. The mental image it conjures made me cackle. XD

Stephen Wells

Three dwarfs in a metal trenchcoat :)

Aradan

im really into this notion that nobles are just sex fiends, guarded by people who fk on command

Gyrostratum

I have but one suggestion to improve this: make the belly and pecs of the armour *yet another* big weird sneering face

Sinistral Storm

I imagine the housecarl is like, "...'kay"

Dantels

He stole Ornstein's feather.

Ichabod Yavorsky

I'm loving the whole "Face Embossing" thing going on with all of the Housecarl characters. A very nice injection of the comedy elements of the setting that works for both SFW elements and NSFW elements.

Blood Raven

Make it like a Warhammer fantasy Ogre Gut Plate!

Fethdor

Its good to be a housecarl!

Kevin Wright

It hurts if you throw coconuts.

Bou Bou

Remember what Dark Souls taught us, that man in the fat armor is absolutely RIPPED

Mimots

Honestly that noble is what i imagine is the closest thing to asexual in mundain. Like, fuck myself? No. But damn if sex isn't fun to look at and giggle.