Gnomes (Patreon)

Gnomes are a strange fae, drawn to existence in by shoddy gardening. If one can stand the constant bickering during the day and the annoyingly loud make-up sex all night, eventually they’ll use their prehensile tails and ability to piss clean, clear water to great a lovely landscape. Just don’t look in the giant red speckled mushroom with the door on it of a night time.

(might make these guys a special playable race.)