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After saving a city from a dragon, Fighter & Bard opened a sleepy little smoke lounge in the city, and remained fast friends for several decades, until he slipped on a wet pier calling after the local oyster girl. Bard wrote a song about it, which became a tavern favourite after the lyrics were communally changed to have more genitals in it.

Wizard wrote a memoir about her experiences in dungeon-crawling, which nobody read. She opened up a mimic breeders in the countryside with a clone of herself, until she sneezed while lighting a candle with a spell, and exploded.

Thief snuck onto a merchant vessel, where he was the sole survivor of the nautical “Goofy Gums” outbreak. He washed ashore somewhere south, and discovered a tropical tribe of giantesses, where he spent his short life happily drinking rum from coconuts until he suffocated during a particularly vigorous love-making session.

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PeenusPeepl

He's so precious. I'm glad fighter and bard got to spend the last decades of their lives in peace and apparent happiness.

Commissar Doggo

"...remained fast friends for several decades..." I see we're going the MHA route here.

Damian

So wait, what Barbarian's junk does the Wizard use as a stress toy?

Daniel Gore

Went "but where's the cleric" and then remembered *the lore*

Okami shiro

* for bludgeoning convenience* I'm sold🤣

Chron

Which lore?

Man of madness

dang...only the warrior seems happy...

Daniel Gore

The beings of the planet revolted against the gods when the dwarves dug up from underground and were like "those fuckers buried our world and all the previous worlds when they got bored of us!" There more to it but that's what I remember off the top of my head.

John

When are we getting the cleric and the barbarian?

Nikuthulhu

Was fighter answering what bard said?

Vendura

No healer ?

DarkHammer

Wait, was the clone that failed attempt that made the "Meat Golem"? Or nah?

That One Irish Furry

"mabye?" Could actually be the answer to all 3 questions funnily enough

Jadeskye

I'm glad they all got happy endings

Gary

I was promised a barbarian.

Vice & Violence

Had no real intention of doing a Cleric & Barbarian but I’ll give it a go since folks are asking.

ShadOtter

I notice fighter has no socks. Wizard must've run out

Aznaktax

Pelvis of steel.

Javaman

They're great! Question that's been bugging me tho: At the start, Vice and Violence had a "low/no metal" aesthetic. Is this still a thing in the setting? Nothing wrong with lots of Chain and plate, it's just something that struck as putting the setting apart from the run-of-the-mill fantasy RPGs. Aside from the rampant pervyness, of course.

13arabba

Barbarian joined them once and then disappeared but still has their half of the magic mirror linked up

Aaron thompson

"Happy" heavy quotations there brother

Aaron thompson

I like the artwork but Uh are you going through some stuff duder? Like it seems like you might need a hug or something....

KingMarkus22

That fighter looks like he’s been threw a lot

Shadow Dragon 11c

Really liking your work! Is it just me or is the latest V&V missing the points for the map 61-100? I think what's there is great just noticed the seemingly missing page.

Shadow Dragon 11c

Also where did the 2 cults go that were there about a week ago? One was something about the dead and the other was a guy in red robes? Or did I imagine them?

at0m

Temperature being high leading to very little clothing is a thing. Form-fitting full plate is also rare because bodies are so varied (and change). I imagine a high level party has been upgrading their armor from corpses for a while tho

at0m

Yessssss

Alexis Bjorn

“Fast friends” give her her a fucking hug everyday

Cole Sutra

Aw man, that Fighter is my fucking spirit animal.

rhekke

That fighter needs a hug. And someone with vast tracks of land to relax within.

Avinash Jeyadev

Hol up, we still need the Barbarian that has the paired mirror to the Wizard's one xD

Cyrus Mach

Hey how much to commission a drawing of each of them getting a well deserved hog form the loving parental figure?

Sparky_Q

No barbarian?

Zed

Hell yes!