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Stoner assassins make great parents, because they can afford to hire people whose job it is to be great parents.

Those kids might come out little baked potatoes.

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Soltron

Little baked half-centuars, which is 1/4 horse... ... They're just gonna have horse cocks, aren't they?

Vice & Violence

Centaur + Human = Satyr. They got two little horse legs and horns, but yeah the dongus is an added perk.

Man of madness

I don't think skipping child support is a wise idea in that field of work my guy.

Bruodis

Well, time to prepare for the little ones.....

DarkHammer

Jebus, this is why assassins are so forgetful.

Sathem

She is all like "congrat! You are now a daddy man!"

Commissar Doggo

Hiring people to raise your kids well is several steps up from raising them poorly or not at all, so good on assassins, I suppose.

Twelveseal

That... is a very large smol girl. Reminds me of a former coworker who looked like she was more baby than girl when she wound up preggers.

Commissar Doggo

I bet his children's names are going to be the only things that Ummdave Yeahdave will reliably remember.

Nedzilla

"Makin Lil baked potatoes" is a great pun for getting high while boning down

Nedzilla

I like the idea of a lil satyr with their shared dreadlocks.

Malik3596

Aw shit, Baby centuars on the way

Soltron

I still love that fucking name.

Veklov

Still such a cutie

Zeuvembie

"The good news is, we have healing magic. The bad news is, the healing magic is going to hurt worse than the birthing."

Xennded

Ngl, I'd love to see those postpartum stretch marks

Sea Hag

"Assassinate all those senators" Girl you up for one last job?

CanadianGold

the bollock dagger is a great detail~

TheLoreMaker

I am guessing it is okay for pregnant women to smoke pot in this universe? Because it is not in our world.