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T’hot & Grod (Patreon)

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2025-03-31 04:04:59
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2026-06
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The reason half-orcs don’t exist in Mundain is thanks to a favour from Gap’r, god of hedonism, that lets these two enjoy each other without the threat of thousands of godborne children running around.

Gap’r is a bit of a prankster though.

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Hailstrom

Damn this duo rocks frfr

ælien

Now draw them fucking

Jack Nox

Gap'r should make it happen *once* so these two get REALLY confused

Hailstrom

Can you expound on the half-orc detail? Why wouldn't regular orcs make half-orcs possibly?

Sar

You know. If it wasn’t for the threat of thousands of God spawn children causing havoc. I would totally see them as a happy couple raising their children.

DarkHammer

Oh. Like the Nephilim thing from the Bible or something?

Vice & Violence

“Happily smothered under his comfy bulk” is the current thinking.

Vice & Violence

She’s busy trying to teach people not to be dumb and he’s usually off punching monsters. They are cute tho.

Damian

I believe these gods are effectively just supercharged regular folk, so the options would be to somehow render them specifically infertile, or just make sure the species can't interbreed. Must be easier to effect a species as a whole than to dieties of equal power or something.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

If they can make it so that the gut instincts are slower than critical thinking, then couldn't they make it so that adrenaline speeds up the git instincts? Cause I'm pretty sure my body would dump adrenaline into my system if a dragon decided to drop in for a bite.

Soylentgreen

NGL I love these couple dynamics but part of me missed the dancer from way back with the pink/white hair lol

Man of madness

Thought he was that Man from rocket power for a second

Curious

She is so cute

Twelveseal

Grod is not at all what I was expecting and I love it. Was totally expecting him to be jacked af instead of glorious sumo but his personality immediately makes it work XD.

Pyreaus

Would you be willing to expound a bit more on how crossbreeding works in the setting for the book or in general? Like can goblins have kids with non goblins, can dragons have kids with kin or just beasts, etc.

Dlog

Gap'r: the god gods worship.

Vice & Violence

Dragonkin can only have kids with other dragonkin 'cause of their weird physiology (though there are a bunch of different kinds of dragonkin these days) and orcs can only have kids with other orcs. Goblins can have kids with anyone but they always come out as goblins, though they might have some traits from the other parent. (So Grift and Rezmi's kids might need glasses). Half-elves, half-dwarfs, dwarf-elfs, and satyrs are all crossbreed configurations, and Otherlings pop out randomly from weird combinations or from Otherling parents.

Pyreaus

I meant actual dragons. There's Draconids in the book so they can make weird offspring with other things, can they make half dragons with humanoid races?

Blood Raven

Funny enough, gladiators back in the day were known as "barley men" for their high protein barley diets that not only gave them a protective layer of fat across their body, but als to add weight and momentum to their attacks. Its why a lot of the heavy weight boxers and wrestlers are big chonker boys, that punch will be a whole lot more devastating if its coming from a 400 pounds of muscle and fat, instead of 100 pounds of skin and bones.

Aznaktax

Still a better trailer for Shrek 5 I suppose.

HardShell

She’s got to be a lot less obviously goddess looking to teach folks anything. Turn into an old woman or something.

Commissar Doggo

Instead of slowing down gut instinct, T'hot could speed up rational thought to match it which would have the added bonus of making everyone a little less of a dumbass.

Sinistral Storm

i like to imagine all you can see are her legs sticking out, and her toes are clenching so you know she's cumming

KingMarkus22

I like Grod, Grods a simple deity

Twelveseal

Indeed. It's one reason I was pleasantly surprised at Thor in God of War.

Twelveseal

Inquiring Cabbage Girls need to know.

Teacup-princess

As long as we get a cute face shot of our big man