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The Novelist 3 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-13 15:11:06
Imported:
2026-06
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A necessary fixture in any Mundain tavern. Modern Dwarven plumbing forgot to account for how much time patrons spend in public toilets gloryholing each other.

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PeenusPeepl

Wasn't there a creature that remembers words? Some sort of parrot equivalent.

Omegasybers

Solution: Hire someone who writes that shit down as it happens WITHOUT getting involved. Not an IDEAL solution, but worth a try

Wirmir

Cum bucket 😂😂😂

Opabinia Cambrium

They tried spittoons but those kept running over. Just like this bucket a few seconds from now.

Jeremy Joanes

What about that hall of portal underwear? Just have the original portal go to another in her underwear. She'll be constantly stuffed

Jadeskye

I feel like we need a use for that resource.

MythicalThings

She needs to get a LITERAL ghost writer

Dlog

The writers guild is just a bunch of sexually inspired folk with get flashes of inspiration when getting rammed.

Silver

The power of horny does wonders for artists and writers until that post-nut clarity kicks in.

Commissar Doggo

Cum sumps - pits filled with cum to feed the assorted lichen growing within it, which in turn is fed to various livestock; occassionally births nymphs.

Raizor

It's like when you're in the shower and you come up with all these amazing ideas but the moment you step out you forget them all.

Julian Fratzscher

They should just replace the floor with a grit that leads to the sewer systems.

Twelveseal

Lol, can confirm that for all its merits, post-nut clarity tends to kill creative inspiration.

Xennded

And thus we must invent the fuck chair

Jordan Marsh

She needs a stenographer. Like maybe an enchanted quill that writes what you say. She'd be all set then

Sinistral Storm

im intrigued by the idea of a bard with adhd, who can't string a coherent sentence together without stimming

NunTooHoly

No thoughts, just sexy

Xennded

Shit, I meant cuck chair!! We need someone logging her linguistics from the splash zone!