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Professionals, those Guild lads.

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imachiken

Where do I hire these guys?

Dirk Valentina

"A stern kicking to death in an alley" is my new favorite way of phrasing murder

Okami shiro

"Sudden boredom of current lover" oof

Dlog

Ghostwriters/Clitoral Masseuses

greed

Professionals have standards.

b

That's just quality customer service

Sathem

They know what they are doing XD

Soltron

Multitasking!

Tinwhisker

"Used but appreciated." Yeah, we're all looking for that.

at0m

Shits happened to me before, it's kinda annoying

Commissar Doggo

*Some Time After* "So where are the pages?" "Um... sorry, ma'am. We don't have them." "WHAT!?!? Half the reason I hired you was to write down my mid-rut narration!" "Well that's the thing, we did, but the parchment kept bursting into flames every couple of lines."

Very BeConFuzzled

I just realized for the conversation; she might sucking off a couple of those guys. Can they translate blowjob-filled-orgasmic-narrative??

Bruodis

Yup. Its always good to choose specialized personell from well stablished companies with the dedicated training to create a good atmosphere with the client

Jaemo

She's adorable.

Silver

How are they supposed to write stuff down when she has her throat stuffed the entire time?

Twelveseal

Damn straight that's professional. They clearly know what they're doing... Though I do notice they forgot "Nature's Pocket," don't cha know.

Stephen Wells

She looks happy! It's nice to see her looking happy.

Stephen Wells

There's a joke in here somewhere about "taking dicktation" but I'll let the words lady work on that, unless that's just a line item the harlots' guild offer already.

sven

“Classic” 😂