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Probably don’t talk like that.

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Zeekums

That can only be the most sacred of badonks. Anointed by the god of horny themselves.

Commissar Doggo

Is this Sharess-blessed Mona or a new character?

Malik3596

Oh no, it's the chocolate cake Paladian's nemesis!!

Patrick

Now I want to play a super horny asimar with my group. I’m sure they’d love that

rei_shion

Assimir whose radiant soul activates when she twerks 👌🏿👌🏿

mkb

*angry Bob the Zealot noises*

squidnebulae

I love her and I want her to be my wife 😍

Jadelantern

OMG YES!!! More of her PLEASE!!!

Mad_Max

Lol. The sacred Badonk.

Dustin Kimball

And lo the bandit did say, “Sit on my FACE!!!!”

Nate

Okay so... trying to parse all this (because obviously the dialog was the point and not the MASSIVE THIGHS, right?), it seems like she's a Path of the Zealot Barbarian, which has some thematic overlap with Paladin, meaning she doesn't have female armor meme armor but is literally using the Unarmored Defense feature to provide a similar AC. Okay, so far so good, but I'm a little confused about the last line... the Zealot is offering her Badonk for the *bandit's* life? I guess he's about to go out in an admirable way, haha.

Anonymous

Like her awesome girl

Steve

I love the gentle rolls you give some of your women. Makes them look naturally soft.