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Impractical (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-27 02:27:21
Imported:
2026-06
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Imagine trying to mass produce breastplates in this fuckin’ society.

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Mechaphantom

They charge based on size I can’t imagine what an XXXXXXX Breast plate costs. Make it so, make it so.

rhekke

Adventures have their torsos protected by the gods' own love of tits and ass.

IvyReed

Never heard someone call their waist "up here" before but that's where her hand is so that's what I thought at first (I might even be right!)

Viktor D20

Nah, she's from the place with the dwarves and they make their armor sensible

Blood Raven

Either make a mail shirt or have a clamshell-designed breast plate with removable gut plate. At the very least a gut plate protects against wounds that would cause sepsis by piercing the intestinal track.

Stephen Wells

Healing magic. Canonically everybody just goes and gets healing magic :) Also, judging by the sex scenes, everyone's insides in this world are actually made out of silicone :)