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Rules: Magic Items page 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-28 19:24:11
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2026-06
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Lemme know if you guys have any suggestions for goofy magic items!

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Carany

In my campaign we had a rock that screamed everytime you threw it. It made great distractions

MisterAcorns

A bikini top that compresses your boobs into a flat chest, but makes them bigger than they used to be when you take it off.

Arrogant Conqueror

How about a pair of gauntlets or gloves the buff up arm strong 💪, based on how often one gives ✋🏿🍆🖐🏿🥒👋🏿🍌.

Lost_Apple

An item that changes your gender every 12 hours!

Foolish Designs

Board of Education, makes people as dumb as a rock for several minutes after getting hit with it. Marvel cup, bra known for increasing your breast size to a point to make it impossible to cross your arms when worn.

BtwnUNMe

Maria's 3XL horse dildo It only does 1d4 bludgeoning damage but anyone hit with it makes a save at disadvantage or be stunned by the fact that you just hit them with a dildo until the end of their next turn

PeenusPeepl

Tin of Na'ann: A round shallow bronze container the width of a dinnerplate, the lid of which is engraved with pictures of baked confectionery. Damaged textile clothing placed inside this container for a day will be repaired using basic stitching techniques. Any baked confectionery shut inside this container is destroyed, and replaced with a half-used spool of randomly coloured thread and a small tin needle.

Sathem

Belt of the hungry giant: the user get bigger for a set duration, increasing phisical strenght, but also making you hungrier for the time being and with a body similar to a giant

Stormcaller

Sacred Flute of Han'Tai - Playing the flute with the proper amount of skill summons 1d6 tentacles from the surroundings that the flutist can command for 1 hour. Playing the flute without enough skill still summons 1d6 tentacles from the surroundings, but they do whatever they want.

Sioul terrion

Ring of omnipotence : wearing this ring provide the ability to answer any questions precisely without needing to know anything before hand. Downside is: the more you answer questions, the more you become alienated, incapable of speaking clearly and have hallucinations of past wearers

sUBLIME

Okay, that’s pretty clever. 😆

sUBLIME

Ring of Sexual Healing: Worn around the base of the penis, this ring grants the wearer the ability once per day to imbue their ejaculate with healing magic. (Once per day, you can cum a healing potion, basically.)

Gryph

The Best Sash in the Entire World: An extremely clean sash that has the words "The Best Sash in the Entire World" sewn into it. Once worn, the wearer gains a +10 to dexterity rolls, but only when dodging attacks. Anyone who looks at the wearer, must make a perception check. If they fail, they will see the word "Sash" replaced with their greatest achievement. For the next 24 hours, they will become unreasonably angry at the wearer for being a braggart. The wearer's party must also do this check once a day until they pass. If the check is passed, the effect will no longer work on that person. During an enemy encounter, all enemies who fail the check will be forced to target the wearer.

Tamus-The-Writer

the disrobing dagger - anyone hit with it will lose all clothing and enemies will target them more with sexual attacks

CozyKuroKuma

Breastplate of Teeti'squasha: you take a -3 to any Hotness rolls to add 1d4 to your damage reduction rolls in combat and stealth rolls. Upon removal your breasts grow by 10% the next dawn. Requires one hour to attune to wear but can be ripped off as an action.

Tamus-The-Writer

(Lathanders boomerang bow) (Pearla's dragon breaker club) (Ellio's holy book of spells) (Itsa's Canister of Freshness) (Sword of seduction) (Cerfepto's guide to the country) (AssAssin's Attire) (Ring of sexual change) (Fetish fixer) (Tantalizing thought tiddy stickers) (Slutty disguise kit) (Amorous Armor) and more

Gartobo

A magical joke book that can give visions of the best pranks ever or ideas of the best pranks ever

McSwaggly

Milk Maid's Yoke - A sturdily built, ornately decorated cattle yoke, fit for a person. Gives the wearer +2 hotness and allows them to produce 1d6 servings of milk per day.