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Known as Half-Elfs to humans, and Half-Humans to elves, Relmers are noted for their teeth reinforcing resin-stones, their mild short-sightedness, and the invention of whitecloth, a practically useless fabric that becomes transparent in the rain and keeps any stain it catches. They have +1 Hotness and +1 Smarts, but -1 Moxie.

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Steve

Interesting that the scabbard on her blade resembles a zucchini. Dual purpose?

MythicalThings

An entire race of impractical nerds? Sign me up

PiemanPerkins

As much as I'd love to have an extra inch of dick length, I assume I speak for every man on earth when I say: I am so happy that my cock doesn't reach my chest!

private

is this the race of my favorite frizzy redhead girl with massive tits?

Matt Bixler! Hello!

he's done the impossible and made half-elves interesting

Cadfael

Thank you for her and this new lady here...:-)

Drivestort

Love that you made braces a racial trait.

Petter Wäss

Whitecloth is clearly one of the greatest inventions ever

Jadeskye

When you have a braces kink and a fantasy world you figure it out.

Mark Modisette

Wouldn't the male have pre-cum stains on his white-cloth tunic due to have that erection for extended periods of time?

Chiral_Leaf

Exactly! So nerdy, hot, and adorkable. My favorite!

Chiral_Leaf

Well... Not every man... I think I'd be able to live with the inconvenience...

Chiral_Leaf

I love Elerin so much. We need to see more nerdy adorkable hung Relmer men.

Chiral_Leaf

One with a 🍆 so big he can barely walk would be amazing. Our favorite frizzy red head Relmer needs a male counterpart!

Stephen Wells

They have invented the tie dye shirt 27,310 times and thrown it away every time because it got stained :)

Nicholas C. Botticella

I think it might be a touch too early to close this particular case...

Disva Dravir

This is so fucking genius, the resin stones are perfect

Steven Brust

So what's their stance on cannibalism and/or eating plants

IvyReed

Everything about him is long: long hair, long legs... and so forth. heh heh heh.