Queen's Treasure (Patreon)

"Our last ditch attempt at treasure predictably didn't go down too well. Word traveled fast that *ahem* some certain folks were attempting to charm the snakes of the dungeon and that apparently angered the Queen of Coils who's a big boss creature in the lower floors. Waaaay beyond our level!"

"We saw this as an opportunity to at least score the Queen's Treasure while she was distracted but this big coiling queen is surprisingly fast for how big she- *Hng!* Okay okay I didn't mean it like that! Just lemme go already you big meanie- *Hng aaaaagh!*"

"This druid has been nothing but trouble! Everywhere she goes squeezes seem to follow!"