Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Content

Files

Comments

MikeyB

Why do we call hamburgers, Hamburgers if the patty is made out of Beef and not pork?

Kahunabob

Smells like teen spirit... Strawberries sure taste sweet this time of year... Don't worry, I can take it on the chin... Looks like those lips aren't sealed anymore, eh?

Richard

Save her from falling (Plan failed successfully)

Belmung

Practicing snorkeling

Toffer Wilhelm

I could go for some fish right now...

RamLock

I don't think that's how you do lips to lips rescue breathing….

Nobuddy

Maybe she was choking and needed the hind lick maneuver.

Grardvark

With no context of how they got in this position, and based on the look on her face, I'll say he said... "Huh, you smell like my sister..."

Lucen Dacier

"So sorry I landed on you when I fell out of the tree. I promise I'll only do it ten, maybe fifteen more times."

Zonambulous

Her- I knew I should have washed :V

Fortunekuger

Alright no one more until my mom's fractal egg is found.

SM Dale

No way about it, he was tongue punching that fart box.

Jay

If that is the red haired nun then he is clearly trying to get the communion wafer. This method brings everyone closer to God. 🤪

Keenir

"You caught me!" (can be said by either)

Hurley

If you wanted my help with this little ... issue of yours, there were easier ways to ask!

Mike Pearce

She forgot it was mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Followfocus

Mrrrf! Ermmm! Mmm. *slurp* Mmmmm nmmm nmmm...

Jeffrey Hawkins

Excuse me, can’t you see he’s practicing cunnilingus!

Keenir

Suddenly the Red-Headed Nun (formerly known as SpiderWoman) felt affectionate nibbling of her most arachnid place.

LoftyGopher

in muffled voice " don't fart"

Xavius Night

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and neither does she. Not that he minds.

Mithrai

I guess you really DO have to remove your panties for this huh?

Wolfy

"Wait, oh fuck, I left the oven on, didn't I?!"

Jay

Not what I meant when I asked for a “juice box”.

UwU

Isaac Newton discovers gravity, circa 1687 (colorized).

RandomGuy

Keep up these with "accidents", I gonna start ironing my tux for the wedding

FDK

GULP GULP GULP

Basic Gamer

The bite of 87 (Re-creation).

hipfx

The world's first attempt at CPR

Shura

"All the sudden, I totally understand why he takes every opportunity to have a 'Step-bro?' moment."

Farengar

Local man has fallen and cannot get up

ProteccMaster

The gangsters want my nose, can i hide it inside you?

ShadowWater

Not the lips I meant to kiss

MrPiCkELs

Ooooh that dog o’mine!

Yangzhoui

There are no mistakes. Only happy little accidents.

Varik

I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped.

Riidher66776

And Hunter says, "I must be in heaven, cause this is truly paradise." As he inhales and gives a big lick.

Ktulla666

She thought "After drinking that futanari potion, revenge is gonna be a bitch!"

Aiden Warren

God damn it you have fallen on my face again please don’t stay on as long as last time

Brantley Salem

This wasn't the way I imagined you falling for me

Cemmunos

I know i said that i could eat a little something..........

Herpeton

-Hunter, are you sure this will help you to remember where you forgot your keys?

Ken Millard

So *that's* why my friends are always going Mushroom Hunting