Eva's Fucked (Patreon)

It's like a right of passage, at some point in our lives, we have all had to have a cringe-inducing conversation with some weirdo (usually a guy, but with the amount of people there are in the world I'm sure female variants exist) who plays a lot of FPS games and swears up and down that they'll totally survive the zombie apocalypse while you just roll your eyes knowing they'd be just as fucked as everyone else. Maybe it would be a little less cringe-inducing if more of those people were as attractive as Eva here, but sadly, this is the real world, sexy anthropomorphic alpacas don't exist.