Comic #630: The Unicorn (Patreon)

In case you guys are curious, here's the full text behind the douchey Demon Hunter:

"So I've been looking at your recent meters and I have some suggestions on dead weight you can drop to make room for me. Also, loot is awarded based on dps, right? And people on trial get loot right? Also know that I was the best dpser in my last guild. It was a way better guild than this one too. I saw some of your videos online. Your strats could use some tweaking. It’s ok, I’ll offer my input once I start my trial. How are officer positions determined? Are they based on seniority? Because I want you to know that my skills alone should qualify me over any seniority some of your “officers” will have. I’m only letting you know because if I choose to accept your invite I want to make sure this guild is deserving of me."

The dialogue is a bit awkward in some places because I needed certain words and phrases to appear in view to the reader.