Comic #642: Guild Chat (Patreon)

Because the final text scrolls pretty quickly, I had to make sure people would get the gist of the joke, even without being able to read every line in the guild chat. So I made sure most lines referred to Narya by name, I also tried to put in some all-caps short insults right in the center.

Here's the text in the three repeating guild chat panels:

1:

[Nyte]: 3 DPS specs and Narya sucks at all of them.

[Keydar]: My autoattack parses higher than Narya.

[Miji]: IF NARYA RACECHANGED THE AVERAGE GNOME IQ WOULD GO UP 10 POINTS.

[Gigz]: Only 10?

[Donald]: NARYA IS EVEN STUPIDER THAN ME!

[Krom]: Holy shit, savage.

2:

[Keydar]: NARYA SUCKS

[Gigz]: What does Narya even do other than waste space?

[Miji]: NARYA’S ENGINEERING HAS A 100% FAILURE RATE

[Krom]: Narya used to have one unique quality.

[Nyte]: Did he?

[Krom]: Yeah, it was replaced by 15 minute hearthstones.

[Nyte]: lol

3:

[Krom]: Can we talk about Narya’s face? Did he randomize at character creation?

[Keydar]: NARYA’S UGLY

[Gigz]: NARYA’S A LEPER GNOME.

[Keydar]: Naw, even leper gnome face models have limits.

[Nyte]: Yeah Narya’s kind of an ugly duckling.

[Gigz]: Yeah if swans were mythical.