Comic #670: Raider Score (Patreon)

This entire comic was going to be in rhyme, but I scrapped that idea last minute. It was a tough decision, because I put so much effort into the rhymes, but it just really didn't feel like it fit for this topic. At least in comic #557 the rhyme style made it feel like a light hearted picture book.

Here is the original dialogue:

Raid ended early, an hour before bed, “Let's do a dungeon real quick!” Narya said. 

But guild chat was quiet, he heard not a peep, It seemed that his friends would all much rather sleep.

So he opened the group finder window and swore, as he learned he did not have enough raider score. 

"To reduce someone's worth to a number is rude! It’s elitist, it’s stupid, and it’s leaving me screwed!"

"Fine!" Nyte exclaimed, "If I make you a group, will you please stop complaining, you loud nincompoop?"

“But we only have 4!” Narya said with a snort, “That leaves us regrettably one group member short.”

With a sigh, Nyte explained, “We will have to make do… with a pug DPS in the group finder queue.”

“I don’t want any scrubs,” narya said with a frown. “Any raid score of 1k or less we turn down.”