Comic #691: Naming Rights (Patreon)

I really wanted to make a true character creation screen. I wanted all the buttons and descriptions, I felt like it added depth to that first panel. For those of you that don't want to squint, here's the text from the descriptions in the first panel:

Alliance: The Alliance consists of four races: the smug humans, the dumpy dwarves, the elitist night elves, and the ultimate punchline, the gnomes. Bound by a hatred of evil, they have sworn to restore order to the world by being mediocre in PVP combat.

Gnome: Though small in stature, and the butt of many jokes, they at least don’t require too much facial hair to cover up the horror that is their classic character models (I’m looking at you humans, yech).

-May escape from speed altering effects.

-Squeaky voices.

-Dance far better than humans.

-Drown easily in just a few inches of water.

Mage: Magi are wizards of immense knowledge and skill. Their obvious physical frailty makes it really frustrating when they obliterate you in pvp combat. Rarely do magi engage in classic raid mechanics. Instead, they prefer to attack from a distance, like a bunch of jerks, hurling powerful bolts of auto wand attacks when they run out of mana.

I did manage to reserve some names though: