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Texas Hold 'Em PUBLIC LINK (Patreon)

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2024-04-04 18:50:55
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2026-09
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Hey there! It's a little early, but better early than late. Better late than never. And better never than miracle whip.

-G

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TEXAS HOLD 'EM - But make it BASS Geoff Castellucci #texasholdem #beyonce #bass

I couldn't help it, it's a great song. Full version of this Short on streaming, tiktok, & instagram. #texasholdem #Bass #Beyonce #GeoffCastellucci

Comments

Tema Krempley

Already watched! Who needs Beyoncé when we have you? And yes, you’re still right about the Miracle Whip! I now have three different mayonnaises in my fridge…

Filiz E

I agree with all 🤣

Sarah Borzelli

...and better Miracle Whip than no Geoff at all! See how precious you are?

Sue Armstrong

Hey now, that's my condiment you're talking about! 😁 To each their own, right? (To be fair, I use the light version, which is better than the original.)

Michelle and Quincy

Only Geoff jokes would earn as many back in replay vs condiments on his music. 🤣

Tine

LOL you're a dork, you know that?

Jeanette Becker

I didn't know I needed a bass cover of this song until I heard it! Love it!

Janina

If I had to choose between eating or listening to Geoff's voice, I'd be really, really skinny 😄

Mikki Fullerton

From Texas Hold 'Em to Miracle Whip, as smooth as butter. Touché!

Cloudy Skies

MIRACLE WHIP IS AN ABOMINATION AGAINST NATURE !! (Actually...I must admit that I loved it as a kid...it's a lot sweeter than mayo. But I guess kids want sugar, even in their condiments)

Ellen L Brownell

The video is wonderful. Miracle Whip, however, is just icky!

Pat P

Miracle whip doesn’t exist where I live… 😂

Amanda Nott

Hey now some of us grew up on miracle whip and think it's pretty darn good! Great song by the way!

Diane Holland

LOL !!!!! You can be so weird. I love this cover. Is that a bottle of Miracle Whip in the background?

Mardette

Love it lots. AND, you did super well singing.

Mardette

That is very, very-very sad.

Sarah Borzelli

Good that you've found a way to make that fade out so that it isn't a hard cut after a minute! That's way more pleasant to watch and listen to! Better a long than a short, better a faded short than a cut short, better a cut short than a short hair cut

Lacy McCloud

👆💯 This wins best comment

Lacy McCloud

The more I listen to this, the more I love it! Great arrangement, great vid, great vibes... just great!! And Mayo>Miracle Whip always 😂

Laura

I hope people aren't too sick of that song yet and appreciate your version just as much as we do! ...is Miracle Whip something I'm too European to understand? 😂

Angela Scheiber

So according to what I read here Miracle Whip is a different sweeter version of mayo? As European I cannot compute this, but I'd love to try it for curiosity. The song was as great as the good mayo that I like in very small quantities on my fancy smoked salmon bread...

Angela Scheiber

With the difference that I want to consume your music in big quantities 😉

Hwyla

Miracle Whip is a sin against mayo everywhere! But then if I was out of mayo I'd go for greek yogurt on my sandwich before that sweet stuff, so I suppose I prefer 'tart' and might be a bit biased. As for music, I KNOW I'm a bit particular. Love me some Geoff bass (and his baritone and tenor, too)

Jeanette Pencz

Yep - another earworm that stuck in my head. Thank you Geoff. I never tried Miracle Whip (i don't know if we even have Miracle Whip in Germany 😆)

Ilona Dever

This is so, so much better than the original, and infintely better than all the Tik Tok versions of the dance!

Lady Payne

Is there any way to hear the full song?