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Currently in production (Patreon)

Published:
2022-09-12 12:32:09
Imported:
2026-09

Content

I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth, I’ve just been trying and failing to take the perfect selfie.

More soon.

-G

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Comments

Huldra Draco

Awesome selfie!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Mia

Other than the colour of the background, this is pretty perfect.

Gretchen G

Oooh, a quest huh? A quest for the perfect selfie. How exciting! 😃

Helen I Kirk

Such an intense look! Love it.

cornelia kern

Worth the wait :) you look great! *--*

Tine

Well don't you look dapper! Very excited for this upcoming project!

Maria Stoycheva

fishing for compliments, are we? ;) keep trying, we appreciate your efforts :P also, I want to look like you when I grow up :D

Rachael Heidi

Looking pretty great there! Teach me your ways! Can't wait to see what's in production ☺️.

Mikki Fullerton

"In news that comes as a surprise to no one, a study by researchers from Ohio State University in the US has shown that selfie-loving men are more likely to show signs of psychopathy and narcissism than the rest of the population." Seriously though, hope all your efforts with the green screen pay off in the end for you, and the look is good! Can't wait to see what the concept has been for this particular video...

Ilona Dever

I'll wait, as long as it takes!

Jacklinka

The green screen's looking promising! And the selfie is perfect.

ObscureReferenceWoman

Dear Lord, that smoulder!!! I shall swoon forthwith! 🥰❤️😁

Debs Badger

I was reasonably certain you hadn't fallen off the face of the earth. I think something like *that* would make the news, or at the very least Kathy would have popped in and let us know. 🤣 Be honest, you were just waiting for your stubble to look presentable. 😉 Patiently waiting for this one. 🤠

JulieAnn Spartz

Awesome selfie! Very handsome as always.

Carol Franklin

Failing??? Perfection can’t be rushed

Uli Nomis

Looking forward to whats coming next :D it can only be great <3

Angie Woollard

You, sir, are incapable of taking a bad selfie. Take your time, Geoff. I am patient. 🙂

Jacky Friedman

Love your selfie. I had a feeling this one was going to take you awhile. Alot involved in it.

Tara Congo

Almost perfect. You've got a wee little smudge of something on your cheek 😆

Sabine W

Looks good to me :D and since I'm still working my way through all of VPs and your older Patreon posts (finally arrived in the 2022 posts 😅), please feel free to take all the time you need, I have more than enough content to watch for now haha

Del Rhea Watson

I was JUST wondering why all was quiet on the VP front…..😻

Ellen Reiser

I think it is excellent. But i do prefer you smiling. 🤓

Jay

if this is a failed selfie, I don't hear anyone complaining 😁

Ashbii

I'd like to see the ones you deemed 'not perfect' since I have no doubt we would find them just a perfect as this one. Can't wait to see what you're working on!

Katie D

Looking forward to seeing and hearing the finished product 😁 also...nice selfie, Geoff 😉

Novi Hallberg

The black rider/gunslinger look suits you. Cant wait for you to hunt down and bring us this pack(-age of music and video) 👻🐎

Sarah Reach

Thank you SO much for this update! While my logical head knew you were still around and okay, my irrational heart couldn't help but worry about you. This update is deeply appreciated, as is your hard work. Also, Dayum. This might be my new favorite picture of you! Failed selfie my foot! I am very excited to see the direction you take this song, but take all the time you need! Again, I appreciate your hard work, especially your experimentation and trying new things. Thank you for letting us be a part of it - supporting your work gives me so much joy and pride.

Casi Pohlman

No wonder you have been gone, selfies are really tough

Katherine Powell

*internally reexamines everything I thought I knew about life if this is considered failing* Glad to hear all is good, and I am so looking forward to the final product.

Jessica Guerrero

Always good to know all is well! Can't wait to hear the song and loving the selfie 😍

Lori Templeman

You and your music are worth the wait! It's clear how much work you put in to your songs and videos!

Beth Walsh

Looks pretty good to me. Feel free to share any more "failures"

Patricia Schuman

We understand. It's hard to take a selfie when all the Geoff clones keep trying to photobomb you...

Jordi S

Patiently waiting here until you are satisfied with the end result 🤠

Cynthia Ross

If the selfie has you in it, it’s perfect. 😊

Amanda Hovendon

I’m bad at taking selfies too Geoff but you look great 👍😁

Amanda Hovendon

As a matter of fact, I hate taking selfies 😂. I love the picture though!

Lois McCray

Mr. Castellucci. You're looking fabulous. Definitely have the Sam Elliott's Road House’s look. 💖

Cupcake aka Toni

They say no one likes a tease... but they would be wrong. We've been waiting for this with varying levels of impatience (from just a smidge to nail-biting), and I am not at all disappointed. (I.e., you look maah-ve-lous!)

Amanda W

Oooo. Looking good.

Jordi S

Happy to see all the attempts too 😉

Barbara Binney

To quote Columbia from Rocky Horror- "He's okay." Keep trying for that perfect selfie, and keep posting the results. And keep doing whatever you have to do to make your next video perfect. We'll wait...some more patiently than others, but we'll wait.

Lexy Wolfe (aka Pam)

At least you have long enough arms to get a good selfie. Looking good, Geoff.

Jay Fritz

LOL--selfie's are hard. I think you've got that steely-eyed thing down to a science, and just the right amount of scruff.

Suzy Bailey

Careful you don't light the green screen on fire with all that smouldering Geoff! You look very handsome in that get-up, but that's hardly difficult. Eagerly awaiting what's to come! 😉💜

Pat R

The resulting 'selfie" was worth the wait.

Ann Durham

I think you've succeeded. Hope this didn't take 70 takes like that last nnote in Way Down.

Dani

Mr. Castellucci, while I am very happy, that gravity has done its job and you are not adrift in outa space in a far far away galaxy....and you just took your time to find a backround color to make your eyes pop, to let your beard grow and to perfect your I'm gonna smolder away whats in my array because I know how I can get away look.... I was really concerned, if soonish meant see ya'll next year! Or Goff Jeff and Jeoph wanted a raise and you just said nope! So they are on strike... But it seems that you and Kathy are just working really hard on your next mastepiece...phew! This will be my masterpiece in being patient...ish. Go for it! We will be here as always. P.S. I really hope you had a great relaxed birthday. Happy Birthday belated!

Dani

P.P.S. Your hair is outrageous....how can it be so so so... argh!💁🏼

Ellen L Brownell

Awesome selfie, fabulous outfit it’s just missing the Stetson. Never mind, it would mess up the hair.

Christine Stromberg

Geoff, you're a handsome devil always, except when you're being so darn pretty :)

Shirley B Karr

Ooh! Ooh! If you're filming in front of a green screen, that means the audio file has been wrangled into submission and we're that much closer to the finished product!! Yee-haw!

SunnyOutlook

Blue is definitely your color. You look “fierce” in the best way.

Jacky Friedman

Ummm... WOW!!!!!!!! 😽🦊🙀 If the video is as good as you look we're in for a real big big big treat. You rockin the look 🥰🤩😉

MBehave

Nailed it! Hi, I'm new here, but ...

Hunter

Just opened up Patreon on the ol' laptop and holy moly! You call that a fail? My heart stopped for a second.

Courtney Hotchkiss

🤯😳 holy crap on a cracker!!! That was amazing. It forced tears out of my eyes. This has got to Geoff's best one yet❤️❤️❤️