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The Painted Door (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-02 01:17:24
Imported:
2026-09

Content

We updated the audio a little bit on this with the help of VoicePlay's very sexy sound engineer, Paul. The levels should be much better now and probably sexier because Paul just can't help himself. This narration will be live at 12am Friday morning (that's Thursday turning into Friday, don't ya know). We can all freeze to death together while we listen! Stay warm out there everyone!

-G

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Mikki Fullerton

Thanks for the update, looking forward to hearing this version!

Sarah Reach

Very very apropo, as I am currently sitting in a security guard shack in Texas, in the middle of a Sleet/Ice storm, working 12 hour shifts then switching off with another team and white knuckling my way 1.9 miles to the nearest hotel until my next shift. I get off at 2 AM on Friday, so the timing couldn't be more perfect to spook the heck out of myself.

Sarah Borzelli

There it is the result of Geoff painting doors and walls all January! Didn't know, levels can be sexy...

Tara Congo

Looking forward to a relisten!!

Randiskye

I can't wait for the sexy Paul-arization of this piece. As far as the weather goes, Friday I'm expecting a low of 3°F with a wind chill going down to 18° below! I like the cold but this is ridiculous! At least I'll have a sexy story about betrayal and freezing to death to keep me warm.😁🥶

D. Maenad Schluter

Given the weather here in TX this is well timed! 🥶

Mimsically

I love it when it's 2 degrees.

Tine

Ooh okay! I am very curious now to listen again. Thanks Geoff and of course, Paul!

Suzy Bailey

So let me get this right! The rather sexy Paul has made the sexy voiced Geoff sound even more sexy??? Well ok, all I can say is give Paul a big hug. I'll look forward to it, thank you Geoff! 😁👍💜

Barbara Binney

Yeah…I’m not gonna be awake at midnight. Like you, I’m old and boring, and 12:00am is way past my bedtime. I’ll give a listen first thing Friday morning, though.

Barbara Binney

I know, right? Is that even possible?

Debs Badger

So...will we get the newly improved mp3 for this? 😁

SunnyOutlook

So many more ears to be tickled!!

Eileen Parkman

Sending you more fingerless mitts, adding hats and scarves

Angie Woollard

I’ll be interested to hear this new, sexy sound. An intriguing way to describe a spooky, melancholy narration, but you have my attention.

Leigh Evans

I really, really enjoy this narration. Intrigued by prettied-up new audio!

Del Rhea Watson

Having finally caught up on all my VoicePlay Patreon posts, I can only assume that Paul did his audio tweaking with his shirt off….

Del Rhea Watson

You must be in North Texas? I have family members from north Texas stranded in the Austin area with other family. Trees collapsed and dropping limbs from the weight of the ice. No power for the last 48 hours. Schools closed since Monday. Please stay warm and be safe!

Jacky Friedman

Awesome. Thank Geoff and Paul. Love ya's ❤️

Hunter

But I’m already freezing to death. It’s currently -25C but feels like -38C Why do I live here?

Gretchen G

Thanks! Looking forward to listening to the more sexier version. 😆

Brontesaurus Rex

yaaaay, this has already been my bedtime story for weeks, can't wait to hear it sound even better

Ann Durham

It's a lot sexier because there's a bit of reverb in your voice. I would say that I could be entranced listening to you read a phone book, but that's showing my age because who has phone books anymore?

Ann Durham

Yowza! I'm in Florida and freeze when it's +38! Stay inside.

Hunter

Not stepping out there unless ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

Chere' Evans

haha - flashbacks to make-shift booster seats come to mind. Oh, the days of phone books and pay phones. :)

Suzy Bailey

My flashback that popped into my head, as little kids my brother and I would use it to stand on to grab an extra biscuit (or two), that Mum thought was out of reach on the kitchen counter! 📙🍪😁👍

Ann Durham

I wonder what kids use now?

Chere' Evans

My daughter can climb ANYTHING. She literally shimmies the hallway walls and sits at the top with her feet on one wall and back on the other. She never missed the phone books. lol (I was never like that. Kids these days. haha)

Åse M Bruun Lagnestål

Now I’ve listened to the new and sexier version. Thank you! 🥰 If I manage to ignore the content of the story and just listen to your voice, it’s very soothing. ❤️😊 But the content still gives me chills and makes me feel cold. 🥶 When it’s snowing and freezing outside it’s easy to imagine the isolation they had in the old days. 😟