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A Stash of Shorts (Patreon)

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2023-08-30 23:30:01
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2026-09
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Neither sickness nor hurricane nor heat nor gloom of night stays this fella from the completion of his appointed rounds. Let's get it.

We now present to you 4 short format offerings for your viewing and listening enjoyment.  Thank you all for being here and I hope you'll find at least ONE thing in this mess of content that you love - I bet you'll never guess which one is my favorite. 

Your Perks are forthcoming so stay tuned, and stay safe out there. 

-G

Comments

Diane

Thank you so much! Hope you and your friends and family are staying safe ❤️

Angie McDougle-Curl

Aww, we appreciate you. 🔥 Hope the household is feeling better!

Jason Cranford

I hope you all are safe. Thank you for the goodies!

Alex Sage

Oooooooo! I love when we get new stuff for our ears!

Liz Munro

I appreciate all you’ve done(& do)but due to being sick if you need to take time off to get better, we 100% understand, we don’t want you to burn yourself out and get extremely hospital sick trying to put videos out for us 💜

Robin Carter

Have you recorded “Ring of Fire”?

Kelli Jo

Hope you all feel better soon!!!!

Angie Woollard

Thanks for this stash of goodies, Geoff! I appreciate you!

Liz Munro

Due to it being my favourite I think the pizza one is your favourite - but where’s the potato, pineapple & sweet chilli on it 🤣

Eileen Parkman

Thanks again for all the goodies this month. I so appreciate all you do!

Tine

Thank you so very much Geoff for all that you do and all your hard work. You are a miracle worker to still put something out despite the month you've had. Oof. On to a very fruitious and smooth September! I am super grateful for all you guys do!

Diane Holland

Thank you for the Shorts-- They made me smile after a long day!

Hunter

You didn't have to do this, but you did. And thank you ever so much!

Michael Lackey

Bless your hearts, im sorry you guys are going through that covid crap. I was just like you, managed to avoid it until a few moths ago when it finally got me, it sucks, 1 out of 10, do not recommend. Hope you all get feeling better real soon.

Katie D

Thank you so, so very much, Geoff! So glad I finally got to hear you do a snippet of Big Iron 🥰

Mikki Fullerton

So happy you did these, and here's hoping everybody is happy and well and out of the hurricanes soon.

Jacky Friedman

Love all of them. My favorite though is making of the pizza. Especially at the end when William asked "did you burn the hell out of your pizza?" I almost fell off my bed laughing. Half hour to go. Yay!!!!

Sue Armstrong

Woo and hoo! Thanks ever so much for enduring all your trials and tribulations this month, and providing us with something to listen to on top of that. Wishing you a calmer and healthier September!

Alyssa Daniels

Not baby William repeating you! “Did you burn the hell out of your pizza?” 🤣🤣🤣

Jordi S

Thank you Geoff 😊 LOVE the Big Iron one!

Huldra Draco

thanks for doing this despite being sick, Geoff! that is so amazing of you! wasn't expecting anything at all this month, so that was a huge surprise! and thank you, thank you, thank you for making that cooking video, I absolutely loved that!!! ❤❤❤

Tara Congo

These are all awesome and so are you! Thanks for sharing these even when August has been... maybe not the best month ever. Hope you and your family are feeling back to full health right away and that September is 1000x better for you all.

Gretchen G

Thank you Geoff, these are great. Glad to hear you guys are recovering. 💙

Els Peeters (=jopperke)

That pizza looks AMAZING!!! Now I want pizza. Mind you, I just hàd pizza for dinner. But I still want pizza now. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE GEOFF!!??!!

Suzy Bailey

That was wonderful Geoff! Didn't expect anything this month then you give us these goodies. Your time and work is very much appreciated. Now please go take the time to rest and get all properly better. Love n hugs to you, Kathy and William! 😊💜

Grace Files

Geoff I appreciate you so much for still putting out content for us folks even while you are sick. To be honest, I wasn't expecting anything because I know from when my dad had it that covid can be horrible. Make sure that you are resting as much as you need to get better, don't overwork yourself. Thank you so much for everything❤️

Lacy McCloud

Thanks so much for all of this! LOOOVVVEEEE Big Iron on his Hip!!! ❤ Hugs and hope you feel better soon!!

Maryse B

I love all these little wonders. Thank you for sharing them with us.

Cindy Smith

Thank you so much for these goodies, Geoff! I'm relatively new to the Patreon, so if cooking videos are a common thing, I haven't seen one yet--I loved that! ("Did you burn the hell out of your pizza?" Aww, bless.) And I do hope we get a full version of "Big Iron" at some point! Stay safe, get well, and I hope September treats you (all of you) better!

Dan Black

Dude, you're getting older every day, not just every year. How's that for optimism? I managed to avoid covid until the end of February -- so right around three years. I'm satisfied with that. Though my case was very, very mild -- super easy, barely an inconvenience. And I actually took the quarantine seriously and was able to verify that it stopped with me -- I passed it on to exactly no one.

Debs Badger

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for Big Iron! It took only a wee bit longer than that recipe, but I am ever SO thrilled that you did it! I LOVE IT!!

Lexy Wolfe (aka Pam)

The perk for me is you staying healthy or at least getting healthy again. Do appreciate you letting us know what's up, but please, take care of yourself.

doug muchow

Loved “Big Iron”, and that pizza looks pretty good, Too!

Laryn Ann Tapp

I've missed a couple of things so....Happy Birthday!!! Sorry you and the family have been sick...hope y'all get back to normal quickly! Regards from Kentucky!

FerretMom

😮 William did a swear 🤣 hope yall get to feeling better soon! 💜

Ilona Dever

Geoff, you are without a doubt the nicest man I've never met. Take care, your autumn is going to be very, VERY busy.

Kelley ONeal

I'd watch Geoff Castellucci Cooks show monthly or daily. Funny how kids love to repeat adults word for word. Hope you all get well soon.

Lourdes Sanz

So sorry to hear about your COVID 🙁it’s good to know you all are better! Hope you enjoyed your birthday, happy birthday 🎉🎁🎂 belated! Every year that passes by one questions oneself, why was I complaining about being old five, ten, fifteen years ago??? Come on! I was so young!! 😂

Alex Littman

I like the Ryan George reference lol

Christopher Watson

My daughter hopes you feel better soon. (And so do the rest of us.) 😀

Maggie S

Thank you! Happy Belated Birthday. Prayers for healing.

Katherine Powell

This was wonderful! 😁 I love the extra bits and bobs. One question: May I please get an invite to dinner? I promise not to be weird....I just really want a piece of that pizza.... And I don't mind if it's burned to hell. 😆 Seriously, though, I hope you and the whole family are feeling better and happy belated birthday.

B Sprak

You have the most beautiful voice Geoff! I loved every bit of this. I hope you all get well ASAP, then go forth and never catch COVID again, because I agree with you, it's really no fun at all!

Marina

LOVE Big Iron!!!!! Thank you so much. Hope you all get well again soon🤞🏻

María Gabriela

Dude I thought I was going to be trolled for 7 minutes, though I was happily ready to engage regardless. Great bits!! Get better man!

Crisstina Joubert

Truly sorry you are all sick, especially with Covid!!! Happy Birthday, late, but my wish for you (& yours) is a quick recovery and long -lasting health and happiness!!! The four Shorts are great, especially “Big Iron”. Your version is wonderful!!

Lois McCray

Oh my goodness I love Marty Robbins. Thank you so so much. Smart man having something on the shelf just in case.

Erma Payne

So sorry to hear that you and your family came down with Covid, but happy to know that all of you are getting better. Loved all the videos, Big Iron, and thank you for taking the time to make this possible with all that is going on in your lives. You are absolutely the best! Love seeing you interact with your family and especially William. Hugs to all of you!

Crazy CatLady

Glad to hear you are all on the mend. Thanks for doing this when you are sick- you sure didn't need to! You all take care of yourselves!

Tracie Schlaak

Marty Robbins!! El Paso is next right? ❤️

Karen Grace

So sorry Covid caught you. My whole household had it last year. It is no fun! I was thrilled to hear you sing Big Iron! I am an old Marty Robbins fan. Please do a full version of it!!! It was cool watching William help cook. Yes, there has to be one pepperoni right in the middle. Those looked really good!

Sarah Borzelli

Ouch for a very hard August! Thank you so very much for still releasing such wonderful videos. You are a wonderful soul! September will be a smoothie!

Ashley Evers

My guess is that your favorite is cooking pizza with William, but they are all excellent choices 😁

Bonnie Kaupp

Thanks for the extra bits. Hope you and the family are recouping nicely. 🤗

Jay Fritz

Sorry you got it, glad you got through it ok. Big Iron is something that I haven't heard in years, and loved it! "40 men had tried to take him, 40 men had made a slip--when they tried to match the Ranger with the big iron on his hip.....big iron on his hip. "

Carol Franklin

Glad you’re all getting better now. Thank you for these in spite of all the problems. Pencil shavings & fungus are underrated. As someone who is proper old absolutely love Marty Robbins! As a Londoner I have a surprising love for country music & Big Iron made my morning. Take care

Levonne Price

I'm so sorry to hear this!! The Whole Family! And you're still working even though you are sick. God Bless and Thanks so much for Marty, too. I just put up a display on my Facebook page about him, how Ironic! :)

AmbularD

I'm so sorry you've all had such a cruddy couple of weeks. Hope things are looking up and that Idalia doesn't mess with you too much. Thank you for thinking of your fans in the midst of all that--you're the best.

Amanda Nott

Sorry to hear you all caught the COVID crud! But glad you're on the mend! Love the pizza clip! And the others are pretty good too! :-)

Dan Black

I figured if enough people saw it, someone would get it!

Tara Williamson

Happy belated Birthday! Get well soon and I love your take on "Big Iron"!

Jeanette Pencz

Best well wishes and I hope you, Kathy and William are getting better soon. Thank you for this wonderful shorts 😁😘 I am a nerd, so I love Misty Montain. I don’t know the other song - but it sounds amazing (as always) but you really got me with the pizza short 😁. Thank you and I hope you and your family stay safe.

Lizzy Hite

These were fun—definitely made me smile! And the harmonies on Big Iron, whoa, those are awesome. Glad y’all are doing better!

Lynn M

Happy belated birthday and hope you, Kathy, and William are on your way to recovery. Be gentle with yourselves. Thanks for the shorts, pizza short was cute; and the Marty Robbins short definitely makes me want El Paso 😁

Anja Eder

Oh oh....now COVID came to you too.... my son and I had it in February...he brought it from school....and I was allowed to have a really good time...I was very bad...well,I don't need the Virus again.I felt like a "gasp".... But I'm glad to hear that you've been busy anyway !!!!! Geoff, I wish you and your family all the best and health ,also after your birthday !!!!....(my birthday was 10 days before you ;) ) Thanks for the Shorts and I 'm looking forward to your next project!!!!

Karen Grace

So am I, lol. I'm a sexagenarian, at least for a few more years.

Catherine King

We have gotten it twice....feel better

Jennifer L. Cramp

Thank you for the assorted goodies! I'm glad you guys are feeling better. The Rona is no fun - I got it last August and it took almost a month for me to feel semi human again. Thanks again for all you do.

Angelika Bock

Thank you for Petting so much out Despite your and your Family being illegal...Covid is no Picknick ' Just jope you do not havelong- term Problems...I work in a Linie with peope who have long-covid...Take care, thank you so much again from Germany

Gail R.

Thank you for providing treats even when you are ill. Hope you are all on the mend. So much depends on which covid variant you get. I'm hearing that the current variant is quite a bit nastier than the one I got last year.

Christina Dowdican

I hope your all feeling much better now and that you didn't get hit too bad by the hurricane. My daughter tells me there's another one headed Florida way. Loved the minis & knew them all the biggest surprise was Marty Robbins Big Iron! I wore out my Daddy's Gunfighter Ballads LP by constantly listening to it every day when I was a young teenager a million years ago. Was my favorite album back then. Surprised me I still knew all the lyrics to the songs.

Julie Gallagher

I hope all of you feel better soon! Covid sucks. I enjoyed all these videos very much, so thank you! Also, your pizza looks so delicious -- even the burned one! I'm impressed with your cooking skills.

Alison L

Thanks for the shorts. Hope you all remember to take it easy and ease back into things slowly to give yourselves the best chance of complete recovery.

MtheHell (Marcel)

I keep my fingers crossed, that you all get absolutely well again fast! I had the "pleasure" with the worldwide "C" last year around this time (of course when being on holiday). And yeah, it s*cks and really feels different from common colds or influenzal infections. Best belated birthday wishes, too! My wife's birthday is just one day after yours (and one year before - so you're not old! xD )

J.L.

Had Covid over Christmas two years back. Then suffered long covid, possibly even still. There are more fun to be had than that, to be sure. At least both me and my hubby got through it with little more than a really bad flu, thank goodness. And happy belated birthday! Also, since you burnt the h*ll out of the pizza, that must mean it is divine! =^,^=

Jennifer J C

Hope you're all feeling better really soon, Covid horrible! Please rest, take it easy and take time to fully recover. Thank you for the shorts, great to see the pizza one as we have just bought a pizza oven 😃

Gillian Drysdale

that pizza looked delicious! hope you’re all feeling better and don’t have any nasty after affects. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mia

I'm being velvetly turned into a fan of country and western music 🤣 Nobody better to wear those gloves. Speedy recovery and best wishes to your whole family.

Morgoth

Happy birthday! And I hope you and your family get well soon. Please, make the whole song of Big Iron, I love it!

Amanda W

Oh dear, I hope you feel better soon. Thank you for sharing these. And... "Did you burn the hell out of your pizza?" 🤣🤣🤣

Jen Fraley

I'm so sorry to hear about your journey with Covid. Sounds a lot like mine was. Hope you all get to feeling better soon. Happy Birthday! And Thank you for the content even though you felt like crap.

Filiz E

Hope you all feel better soon, we got covid twice, both times our son brought it from school.. The first one was pretty bad, second one was like a mild flu. It is a nasty thing😕 Thank you so much for all the videos, I appreciate them a lot, wish you didn't have to work while being sick🌾 I always love the music videos you put out, but that pizza looks soo delicious🍕💙 anyways thanks again for them all💙

Karin Wolf

"Big iron" is great. I love your western music ballads... feel better soon! Sending "good vibes" across the big pond... 😆

Sandy Parker

Happy Birthday and thank God you and your family are getting better after Covid. Thanks for the shorts. Loved Big Iron and I'm visualizing you and your "brothers" dressed in western garb for the whole thing. Thanks again from Texas.

Veronica Thunander

I’m sorry to hear you’ve been ill and so happy that you’re better now! Loved all the shorts, and would by no means be upset if you released a full cooking video from time to time, that was real fun! Thank you for these perks!

Paula Jordan

You are getting a double whammy! Hurricane and COVID. Get better for A/C. By the way... I love the fresh basil. (My maiden name is Basile). B4 I got married I went as Chef Basile. I got married and picked up Jordan. I became Chef PBJ. REALLY? Thought you could use a 😅..Hope everyone stays safe and gets better. Thank you for all that you do.

Deborah Krach

Thank you for the videos. I am sorry that you caught covid. Get well soon. By the way, you are not old! You've got quite a ways to go before you can say that you are old.

ObscureReferenceWoman

Don’t know about you, but my favorite part is where William imitates Daddy…”Did you burn the h*ll out of your pizza?” LOL

Veronika Troll

Omg this is great! More cooking content yaay! I'm glad you're all getting better from covid. Happy birthday here too!:) It's fun to be older,right?

Mikki Fullerton

Alright I've chosen a favorite, Big Iron for the win. As for guessing YOUR favorite, why that's too easy. The part when you got it done, of course! And in time for the end of the month, no less! 😉

Rebecca Junell

Thank you for doing all this! I'm sorry you all had COVID-19 but hope you have all recovered or are continuing to recover well!

Gaisha Ziapour Edwards

Glad to see you're up and talking..hope everyone at home is better too 💞

Gaisha Ziapour Edwards

Awwww you had your birthday, happy birthday 🎂 🥳 wish you health and happiness always..🌻

Dawn Ours

You are the Perk. So Get healthy and stay that way !!! Sigh don't make me use my "Mom" voice. *chuckle Happy You Day !

Amanda Yarbro

At least you're alive. I couldn't watch this anymore after you started talking about not recommending COVID. I lost my Daddy to it a little more than 3 years ago....

Amanda Nott

Amanda, I also lost mine to Covid in April 2020. Hugs to you!

Stacey V.

I'm glad you and your family recovered from it. We lost my Father's-in-Law on Nov. 1st 2022 to Covid. Also My adult son who lives with me brought it home to me and his twin brother . In April early in covid. All three of us went through it together. Wasn't fun but we survived. The worst for me was the need for sleep. I can't imagine trying to do it with a little guy. I swear all I did was sleep for a month.

Stacey V.

I'm sorry for your loss.. We also lost my Father- in Law to it on Nov 1 2022.