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Trainer Hilda Wants to… (Patreon)

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2025-01-10 01:00:05
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2026-06
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Is she looking to battle, or brawl?

Here’s a commissioned upgrade of a sketch I did last year of Hilda from Pokémon. What exactly would you do if a drunk girl as thick as her looked like she was about to cave your head in with a pokéball?

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Beetle Boy3

Drunken like a true New Yorker.

Phosbutt

"What exactly would you do" Simple, keep my distance. There's no way she can run very far without exhausting herself.

Showtime

Hopefully a brawl! I'd tussle with her any day. I bet she has a mean headlock! Oh no, I keep falling for it... everytime. Way I see it, if I win, I win. If I lose, I still win!

Spark

I I need

Kevin Sanchez

I'd say both lol. She looks like she has a mean right hook lmao. I'd 100% try to avoid fighting her, but if that fails, well i'd probably just tire her out and get her to (hopefully) fall asleep. Ngl, she looks hella cuddly, though. And warm, too, which is perfect with how cold it is outside right now

Softtcontent

All this boozey art is absolutely spoiling meeee I feel so catered to 😇

Toon Zeek

I hope she’d hit me with the boulder choke and suspension trauma combo.

Douglas Goldstein

Which raises an interesting question. Pokemon can't really understand language, most of them, right? So if you're tired or slurring, so they still do as they're told? [No, I am not ABOUT to read enough FanFic to find this out.]

KU Olkenbak

Double down and get into a battle, a tipsy trainer won’t stop me from hitting Earthquake. If I win, treat her to a meal, drinks on me if I lose.

Feyzzer

Some sources roll with that Pokemon can often make good guesses with the vibe you're giving or by the feel.

Feyzzer

Mmmmnh, seeing the bra outline is always soooo good, like seeing nipples/arolae outlines~

Jcjonesacp76

That’s the south I think, New Yorkers don’t have a drunk stereotype attached to them just being obnoxious. True drunken stereotype is Irish though.

Tea

pokemon battling while drunk seems like a really bad idea.