Weird Choices - Fountain Drinks [feat. Claire Mulkerin] (Patreon)

Sexy people, I bring you another installment of Weird Choices! Now, it should be noted that I did not edit a single second of this, this was all courtesy of Hub so please, please go share, like, and subscribe: Titan Up the Defense and definitely mail him a dollar at:

Titan Up the Defense
PO Box 20311
Portland, OR 97294

You can just draw a boner on the dollar so Hub knows why you sent him a dollar. No, seriously, you should definitely put a boner dollar in the mail and send it to Portland. He'll totally know what you're referring to. Thanks, Hub! You're a perfect angel baby from heaven! Also, his podcast is one of my favorite podcasts. If you don't at least TRY the first couple of episodes of Teen Titan Wasteland (very beginning of the feed) then you're just plain fucking up. I DO NOT EVEN READ COMICS AND I LOVE IT.

Now, the episode that is on offer today is one that came about after Claire offered it as an episode topic and we almost did the show right and then and there via text because we had THOUGHTS. I think you'll find that what's revealed here is nothing less than the deepest truths to be had if you go to a soda fountain, cup in hand, and ask yourself "which of these fountain drinks fucks the best?"

Get yourself a fizzy soda drink ready because this episode is definitely going to make you...thirsty.

Don't roll your eyes at me, how many times am I going to get to make a thirsty pun for reals? When we rank cocktails or base liquors or types of tea? Okay, fine, I have lots of opportunities for it, but I'm still going to do it every time because if I didn't we'd both feel cheated. The only thing I want you to feel is delighted, confusingly turned on, and full of weird thoughts about the next soda you drink!