Mailbag Episode 1 (Patreon)

My darlings! I wanted to give us all a bit of a New Year's treat! Is it weird? Yes. Yes, it's EXTREMELY weird. I can't promise that champagne is going to make it any better, but it certainly can't hurt! And now for the actual episode description, which is ALSO very weird!



Here at Hard Choices, we care about your feedback. "This podcast is too coherent!", we hear you cry. "Too logical! Too well-informed!" That's why we invited our Patreon patrons to submit their own fuckable, fictional faves for a special Mailbag episode featuring MeganBob, alongside Weird Choices veterans Annie Craton, Claire Mulkerin, and Kris Newton. Using your submissions, we assembled a list of 21 characters who have nothing in common except inspiring at least one boner in at least one patron. Will we rank these characters' relative fuckability anyway, even though they're basically incommensurable and there are some we've barely heard of? Does Cap'n Crunch's dick cut the roof of your mouth?

No, we're genuinely asking. We're unclear on this, and it seems important.

Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me
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https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk
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https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman
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https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it
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https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life
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https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time
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https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop
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https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed
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https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up
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https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz
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