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Weird Choices - Sports [feat. Miles Schneiderman] (Patreon)

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Over a year in the making, Miles and I finally sat down to talk about how to fuck Baseball. Miles makes a stirring case for being emotionally destroyed. Bob makes a case that golf has a place in the bedroom. We both make a case that people who go near the water are braver and therefore sexier than any other athlete on earth.

It's an hour long snack-sized edition of Hard Choices fare that we promise will make you work up a sweat!

Share your #1 in the comments! Any sports that you think deserve a shout out? Look, Weird Choices - Winter Olympics and Weird Choices - Summer Olympics are very much on the table so if you have strong feelings, let me hear them!

You know who edited this? Hub! Go support Hub on Patreon! You can also mail Hub $7 (the closest you can feasibly get to to sending $6.90 with being annoying) and a piece of paper that just says NIIIIICE! He'll know what you mean.

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Comments

Duma Segwagwe

The DISRESPECT football/soccer is receiving in this Pod kmt.

Hard Choices
>>112310297

I DO NOT LIKE CARDIO! Sell me on it! What am I missing about this??? It's a beautiful game, but I don't know what I want to bone the experience of it.

Duma Segwagwe

Ahem. First, what is sex? Is it the squirt of liquid, or the momentary spasm at the end? No. It is the rhythm, the motion. It is two or more bodies, who through their understanding of each others needs and capabilities, work together to achieve a common purpose. There is no sport more suited to horniness than Real Football. Unlike American football, real football requires inventiveness. What is the smashing of overgrown men into each other at high speeds to the playfulness of Ronaldinho; the inventiveness of Mezut Ozil; the creativity of Pelé? Unlike what Miles has to say, where he claims that football is a sport for children that “adults” grow out of, football is a sport that requires the best of adulthood. A good shag requires the ability to recognise the desires of one’s teammate, and the creativity and inventiveness to adjust oneself to their abilities, and there is no sport that best suits this on the spot creativity like football. American footballers are, by and large, idiots, who run at full speed into each other. The only player that needs to think is the quarterback. Basketball players require a little more inventiveness, but no popular American sport requires the creativity of association football. Because soccer/football is poetry in motion whilst most American sports are poetry for the 30 seconds it takes to get to the next ad break.

Eric McNaughton
>>112420814

I love that *this* is one of the longest replies to a Patreon update on this feed. Total respect for your passion and opinion, but I don't think anyone has ever gotten this fiery. But it also makes a weird degree of sense that it would. (You should join the discord if you haven't yet, btw)

Hard Choices
>>112420814

I feel like I should be standing up and applauding. This is GLORIOUS. Duma? Thank you. I'm sorry for doubting the beautiful game.