Sexy Calendar Giveaway! (Patreon)

You'll hear about this at the beginning of the Bleach episode, but if you're not hot and horny for early 2000s anime, here's the situation: 

Subscribe at $4.20 High There tier (or above) and be entered into a drawing for one of these three (3) fine calendars! 

Look at how happy I look in these pictures. Don't you want to be that happy? You can be. YOU can have one of these calendars in your life. Now, I'm sure you're capable of finding cheesecake pictures of Irish farmers on your own.  You're resourceful. You've been to the internet. 

But that's not the same as having them curated for you as though you're a debauched Roman emperor who is so beset with approachably sexy farmhands that you simply don't have time to sort through them yourself. Someone must be employed to sort these erotic agriculturalists, you think to yourself. You want them delivered in a digestible monthly format where you can gaze upon them at your leisure. 

See? That's you once you have this calendar. 

Now. Some people might quibble with me referring to this as a "sexy" calendar giveaway, but to those people I say, look at my track record of winners on Hard Choices. Clearly, I have my finger on the pulse of what is hot. 

𝓜𝓑𝓸𝓫❤️🍆