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HyperCal is a government produced nutrition brick that’s insanely calorie dense.

Hypers that find themselves eating for the majority of their waking day just to sustain their bodily fluid output can petition for regular shipments, subsidized by the government.

Petitioners must be medically examined and measured to ensure HyperCal is right for them.

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Abrea

Also, a handy-dandy backpack with space for 4 banana bags for fluids and electrolytes.

Creepette

What happens if a non hyper eats a block?

PWCSponson

What normally happens when you eat faaaaar too many calories for your daily needs. Weight gain, heart problems, liver issues… etc etc

Malhavoc

A nice lore tidbit that neatly explains how they can expel more than their bodyweight in fluids each day without withering away.

SeloSeaven

And then you realize you're in trouble when you become aware your Hyper GF actually eats 2 of those bricks per meal *o* Love lore <3

PWCSponson

OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT I meant to do it back when and just forgot… But, if it helps in the mean time, it’s just gonna be a parody of the iconic CalorieMate