Long (and Hard) Walks by the Beach (Patreon)

"You're funny," she said in response to my compliment. Or rather, it was less of a compliment and more of an observation regarding how erect she was. 

Her one-piece bikini was stretched nearly four feet outwards, revealing 99% of her, well, everything. From her three-foot long cock to her beachball sized breasts and turgid, log-like nipples. The "boob window" was a parody of itself, as the sides revealed more than the front itself. Nothing was left to the imagination, except the actual tips themselves.

Sweated beaded and flung off her with every step. Her breasts and cock swung wildly in tandem, threatening to shake loose the golden bikini that seemed only to be there as a formality.

"C'mon," she added. "The good spot is right behind the boulder there, see?"

I blinked in disbelief. Was... she larger than she was just a moment ago?