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I sometimes use a service called TeePublic to print the shirts that I wish existed, and someone from a company called Bonfire asked me if I want to switch over. When I said no, they sent me some free design work as a romantic gesture of courtship.  Check out the attached PDF to see what they sent! (Also, I would probably pick one of these to become another bonus Patreon Reward, depending on how much they cost)

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shaq

I really doubt anyone in the world wants to ever wear the words "DATE NIGHT" on their chest, but the Bon Appetit riff is slick and I think with some simplification, the chickpea can could be a banger.

Anonymous

I like some of the ideas, but the execution I think could be better. TBH I'd buy something with your face on it, that mustache gets me every time lol.

shaq

Yeah I wish I could pull off something like Matty Matheson’s stuff. PS dontchaknow the mustache is GONE now

Anonymous

Don't settle for these. Wait for inspiration and make your own when you feel it. A dog eating corn on the cob is probably a step in the right direction.

Anonymous

I'm not one to buy merch so I'll abstain on that but here's a few quick ideas. Pizza in a skillet! Or maybe: Cook, don't just meal prep. Or Microwaving does not mean you can cook.

shaq

I'm not a merch fan either. Instead of buying a cheap shirt from across the country just so you can "support me" with a $4 cut of the profit, I'd much rather just get a $3 tip.