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Cranberry Tart Super Early Access (Patreon)

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2021-11-26 15:18:27

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2026-06

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This isn't going live until December 1st!
You might think "that glass of vodka at the end is actually just water" but in fact, the glass is full of extremely salty water. I didn't know that the gallon of distilled water that Bree keeps in the pantry is actually salt water that she uses for cleaning her pierced ear. I did one big gulp on cam, realized my error, took one more mouthful, paused for a second, then gagged over the sink for several minutes.
I don't really like Brie but I can't argue with the fact that this tart is always totally eaten within minutes of putting it on the table. I think it's got all the parts of "baked brie" that people love, plus complex caramelized onions and minus the messy nature of a big gooey cheese bomb.
This thumbnail is my attempt at not using a big annoying red arrow, but I might need to pass over to the dark side on this one.

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The Cranberry Tart I Make Every December

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