April Fool's Day 2022 (Patreon)

I'm gonna wager that 90% of you don't want tomorrow's video spoiled, but you pay for early access and by joe, you're gonna get it. 

• The placeholder word I was using for the intro was "crunchy". I thought maybe the "cr" sound was nice and ambiguous since it could be "crazy" or "crappy"
• I didn't actually get to eat any of these as intended. I spent a day shooting B-Roll and by the time I got the shots of me eating them, they were throat-sandingly dry and crumbly
• If anybody needs headshots taken, I have a hundred-dollar roll of purple paper that's impossible to crumple up and throw away.
• The protein tastes very yucky